There is no penis in this post.

[vodkazvictim]

So you don't have to worry about being disgusted
http://www.maturesexplace.net/mature-galleries/pictures/gfcash/maturegf0128201003s/06.jpg

 

[feller469]

I thought the Cryptkeeper was a guy

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

well thanks for not having a dick!

 

[Red Spyder]

Sorry, VV, for a moment there I thought you were going to post a picture of your crotch

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I especially like the thoughtfully placed bowls of cat food and water behind her ... for when I get peckish after gaping her every orifice to the size of a VW Beetle

 

[edirons22]

So where is grandpa? :dunno::

 

[StanScratch]

There needs to be a penis in this picture. My penis.