The worst thing you've ever said/heard during sex

[JaanaRuutu]

This one time my companion and I were fooling around, and I forget what we were talking about, but for some reason i blurted out with "CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA?!". it ruined the moment and we both had the giggles for like 15 minutes..bbut we both still finished, eventually.

et tu?

 

[Roald]

Did you gain weight?

Doesn't help in the heat of the moment hahaha

 

[DP_LOVER]

"that was quick"

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

"I'm sorry this is gonna be quick"

 

[izabelplayer]

you look fat.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Had a girl ask me, "What was your name again?"

 

[gunslingingbird]

Hurry up. My next client will be here in 15 minutes.

 

[Roald]

Hurry up. My next client will be here in 15 minutes.

What was his reply?

 

[alkidder]

So..hockey game is on in 5 minutes.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm not sure my explosive diarrhea has completely cleared up.

 

[gunslingingbird]

So..hockey game is on in 5 minutes.

What did you do for the remaining 4 minutes?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Mmmm... you look like my little sister. I like that.

 

[Briana Lee]

Mmmm... you look like my little sister. I like that.

:1orglaugh

 

[sean miguel]

Me: "Whose-pussy-is-this?"

Her: "Umm, your's I guess? Why not? I'll play along."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My impersonation of Frank Booth sometimes doesn't go over very well.

 

[squallumz]

"Jon!"

our mutual friend dared me to shout his name when i was banging my gf. i totally did it. it was actually pretty funny.

 

[alkidder]

What did you do for the remaining 4 minutes?

Well for 2 minutes, all I had going through my head was the Call to Post diddy. She was actually going out to meet a friend.

Or cheat on me I don't remember which.

On the plus side I got to turn on the TV 3 minutes early.

 

[brodkill]

i once dumped a chick during sex by telling her that i was in incredible pain from her riding me cowgirl

 

[squallumz]

i once dumped a chick during sex by telling her that i was in incredible pain from her riding me cowgirl

i actually had to deal with that sort of pain when i was in one of my most serious relationships. she was 5'10'' and weighed about 100-107 fluctuating. she had a bony pelvic area evidently. i would have deep bruises nonstop on my hip/pelvis area.. you couldn't see them i dont think but they were deep in there. felt like they were on the bone.

she was always on top too. imagine working at sea during this time when you use your weight to lean against the railing of a boat in rough weather, pushing on that same exact area with all your weight. back and forth...back and forth...

fucking shit hurt like hell. but, i always smiled knowing how i got it and that she'd be there waiting for me when we got back to shore.


she was one of the best fucks ever too. 2 years and we hardly ever missed a day.

 

[brodkill]

i actually had to deal with that sort of pain when i was in one of my most serious relationships. she was 5'10'' and weighed about 100-107 fluctuating. she had a bony pelvic area evidently. i would have deep bruises nonstop on my hip/pelvis area.. you couldn't see them i dont think but they were deep in there. felt like they were on the bone.

she was always on top too. imagine working at sea during this time when you use your weight to lean against the railing of a boat in rough weather, pushing on that same exact area with all your weight. back and forth...back and forth...

fucking shit hurt like hell. but, i always smiled knowing how i got it and that she'd be there waiting for me when we got back to shore.


she was one of the best fucks ever too. 2 years and we hardly ever missed a day.

oh, i was telling my chick that she was fat, basically