The phenomenon of Grandpa Joe hatred.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Willy Wonka is a great film but there is a cabal of miscreants, like me, who believe Grandpa Joe is the embodiment of evil here on Earf. He was bedridden for twenty years; sponging off his daughter-in-law, who worked as a maid; then, when his grandson Charlie wins the Golden Ticket he miraculously jumps out of bed and dances spontaneously. While touring the Wonka factory he is specifically told not to take anything but he convinces his grandson to smuggle out an everlasting gob stopper; and he was also specifically warned not to dink around with the fizzy lifting drink but again that soulless motherfucker corrupted his grandson to partake.

Plus, if you look on his left hand he's growing a G*d damn coke nail.

https://www.reddit.com/r/grandpajoehate/

These are the only conspiracies I put any stock in.

FUCK GRANDPA JOE!

Discuss.

 

[Jack Davenport]

When Charlie opens that candy bar and that golden ticket is gleaming it is one of the greatest moments in cenematic history.

Perhaps Grandpa Joe was suffering from depression and the trip to the Chocolate factory re-energized him.

The stealing of the Gobstopper was a moment of weakness.

Maybe Joe was testing Charlie.

Jack Albertson = GOAT.

 

[Elwood70]

What the fuck is wrong with a goddamn coke nail? That's efficiency at its' motherfucking finest.

 

[Jack Davenport]

When I was in college I had a long thumb nail for guitar picking.. Zakk Wylde has one . Mine was inspired by Randy Rhoads.

 

[Gape_Fan]

Been in bed for 20 years, but Promise some free Chocolate and he's up and dancing like a motherfucker.

Living the dream.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

You know why he jumped up like that? Because it was funny.


True story, I only recently watched the movie a couple months ago for the first time. I fell in love with it immediately. I missed out for a long time. But yeah, I was thinking WTF when he jumped up like that.

Fucking adult brains, ruining everything.

 

[Supafly]

When I was in college I had a long thumb nail for guitar picking.. Zakk Wylde has one . Mine was inspired by Randy Rhoads.

When I played in a band, and before, during my "folk years", the long right hand thumb nail was a key thing for every fingerpicker.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Yeah but did any of you check out the reddit page devoted to unmasking his scumbaggery?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Yeah but did any of you check out the reddit page devoted to unmasking his scumbaggery?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Yeah but did any of you check out the reddit page devoted to unmasking his scumbaggery?

I saw a topic (or whatever they called it) titled My name is Joe and I am offended, and I hung my head in shame.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You know why he jumped up like that? Because it was funny.


True story, I only recently watched the movie a couple months ago for the first time. I fell in love with it immediately. I missed out for a long time. But yeah, I was thinking WTF when he jumped up like that.

Fucking adult brains, ruining everything.

Nice try. I fucking know you are Grandpa Joe with a cloned account. Enjoy your cabbage soup while your daughter works her fingers to the bone so you can freeload, scumbag.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Nice try. I fucking know you are Grandpa Joe with a cloned account. Enjoy your cabbage soup while your daughter works her fingers to the bone so you can freeload, scumbag.

HEY! I don't like you.

 

[John_8581]

I'm not quite understanding this here. Maybe I'm just too old for this thread? But why is everyone against Jack Albertson's character in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? (1971)

He was great in the The Poseidon Adventure (1972) as Manny Rosen:



And as Ed Brown (The Man) in "Chico & The Man":



Sadly, Jack Albertson passed away in 1981 from cancer. He was 74.

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People have nothing better in their lives to do! Two girls on youtube wasted about 40 minutes of my time as they talked about hating Grandpa Joe. And Jim Rome as well. He hates him too. What is it? His sports talk show must have crapped out, like toilet turds?

I just don't get this.

 

[Jack Davenport]

HEY! I don't like you.

You should tell him that he sucks, Las Vegas sucks, His threads suck, and that he should eat a bowl of dicks

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

You should tell him that he sucks, Las Vegas sucks, His threads suck, and that he should eat a bowl of dicks

He still owes me a beer. But don't get me started on that.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Not nearly enough "FUCK GRANDPA JOE" going on around this forum. I am disappoint.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

For Lent this year, aside from giving up all social media, I've decided to cut back a little on my hatred for Grandpa Joe.



















I kid. FUCK THAT GUY!


I'll see you bitches in forty days or so.

 

[freeones_regina]

What is Lent :dunno:

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

What is Lent :dunno:

That stuff in your bellybutton.

 

[Jack Davenport]

When Charlie opens that candy bar and that golden ticket is gleaming it is one of the greatest moments in cenematic history.

Perhaps Grandpa Joe was suffering from depression and the trip to the Chocolate factory re-energized him.

The stealing of the Gobstopper was a moment of weakness.

Maybe Joe was testing Charlie.

Jack Albertson = GOAT.

What in the hell is “ cenematic” ?