The One Song You Never Want to Hear Again?

Okay so it doesn't have to be just one song but which songs immediately pop into your mind if I ask you what song or songs can you go your entire life without ever hearing again. Because I'm sure we've all had those moments where we're waiting somewhere or we're at the store and that one godforsaken song starts playing and you say to yourself you never want to hear it for the rest of your life. Here's my list right off the top of my head:

Right now the number one song I really don't want to hear ever again is Clocks by Coldplay and I'm pretty sure I don't need to explain why.

I just looked it up and turns out it was released in 2002 but it strangely feels more recent than that, probably because it was so overplayed for the past 6-7 years. I work in retail so I think I've heard this song a million trillion times since the year 2006. It just seems to be THE perfect middle of the road song that plays in every department store, grocery store, Walmart and TV commercials. Or if you're ever watching Animal Planet and there's an elephant giving birth and the baby elephant plops out of its mother and is floundering around for a bit and when it finally stands and starts walking this stupid ass piano starts playing.

A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley - I don't hate Elvis it's just that I've heard it so many damn times especially on sitcoms or reality shows and there's a Las Vegas montage and this song is accompanied to the montage.

Sweet Home Alabama - I know it's a rock and roll classic but in all honesty I've heard it way too many times and now it just sounds like noise to me. Sort of like a toilet flushing or the dish washer running they're sounds your not consciously paying any attention to. For a period of four years it seemed like every time I turned on my radio while I was driving any radio station would be playing SHA and I just got so sick of hearing it or the song is used in a commercial.

My Heart Will Go On - granted I haven't heard this song in I don't know how many years but if it was the late 90's early 2000's then I would be spitting so much venom towards this song.

All John Mayer songs

All Coldplay songs

All Dave Matthews songs

All Phil Collins songs

Almost all AC DC songs - because they're just so overplayed in my mind and I'm so sick of turning on my radio and always hearing Highway to Hell, Back and Black or Dirty Deeds and also pretty fed up with going into a bar and an AC DC song is either already playing or some drunk fool wants to sing karaoke. But I still like Thunderstruck.

Drowning Pool - Bodies only because it's been so overplayed and it's everyone's go-to when making a YouTube video

Headstrong - Trapt - Yeah, okay already, "Trapt". You are as tough as upper middle class white kids can possibly be and you're super mad at your parents for making you take like totally lame tennis lessons when you so wanted to be hanging out at the mall with your friends. We get it.
 

John_8581

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I'm a big fan of John Lennon and the Beatles (as you can tell from my George Harrison avatar)

:suspicious: ^This seems appropriate for this thread :suspicious: ....



:suspicious: The trick is that you have to listen to the whole song. That's right, you'll be even more suspicious. :suspicious:

Tell me what you think?

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Okay so it doesn't have to be just one song

Good job, eh putsy? You hate a lot of songs. :cool:

If I had to pick one I'd go with Blurred fucking Lines. I've been really lucky that I've managed to avoid it on television and radio and only have heard it when I'm "out" - you know, out out, in a place with alcohol and dancing and the ever-horrid young people. That track comes on, and the sexpests all jump into action, grinding on girls that blatantly want left alone and generally being sleazy as fuck, following them around. It's horrific. What a God-awful ode to and maybe even endorsement of sexual harassment that piece of shit seems to be.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
Sherm beat me to it.

Because I’m happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof


What the fuck does a room without a roof feel like? Stupid lyrics for a stupid people.
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
god damn i hate that song!
everytime that open that god damn TV i hear that motherfucking shit
i'm gonna be mad! :brick:
 
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