If I ever see someone wearing one of these, I'm going to punch them in the ovaries and/or testicles.
I don't believe you.
Why?
Because that would certainly be a good diversion for your lurkiness.
I can't wait to see them get into accidents when they're not paying attention to oncoming cars.I can't wait to see people driving down the road, walking down the street, riding their bikes, skateboarding, at the movie theater, at a ball game, all wearing their new TV Hat!!