The naughtiest text message your GF sent you

[tyrionsupporte]

A great post in a previous thread gave me this idea, usually you can never talk about this stuff with anyone, as they're likely to know your GF and this might be embarassing!
I got a few myself, let's start with this one: (translated)
"I've been wet all day long thinking about how you're gonna fuck my ass tonight. I want to choke on your cock.I'm drenched"

 

[lovecock]

mine was 'im gonna force feed you my shit whilst i wank your tiny cock off'

 

[Ashleigh]

"honey I'm bringing home wings and beer"

stuff like that always makes me wanna jump his bones.

 

[tyrionsupporte]

agreed.

 

[sproing99]

......"bring your wife around for a threesome"

 

[BlueBalls]

"Could you bring round some toilet roll"

 

[Xombie3000]

"It's over between us. I don't love you anymore."

 

[squallumz]

once my girl accidentally sent a message to a wrong number intended for me. the guy fucking called her and i had the answer it and explain it was for me. he thought it was funny. it said something like "i want to suck your cock so badly" or something. hehe.

once i accidentally txted "i want you so bad right now," and i was visiting my mom, and when i sent it, my moms phone chimed. i guess mom and melissa are too close to each other. i felt disgusted and embarrassed.

 

[gunslingingbird]

"I can't wait to have you inside me tonight."

 

[Skyraider22]

I orderd her an Egyptian Dagger and it came when I was at work and she texted me Want your dick sucked Big Daddy:thumbsup:And of course you know the answer was yes:hatsoff:

 

[squallumz]

so i take it she likes egyptian stuff.

 

[rawlwear]

My one girlfriend loved texting me dirty things when I was in class,

" I'M laying in my bed making my pussy all wet for you, when you coming to bend me over"

It sucks when in your in class & have a hard on.

 

[Skyraider22]

so i take it she likes egyptian stuff.

Of course

 

[skechers]

"It's over between us. I don't love you anymore."

hahaha

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[STDiva]

"Lakers won"

 

[Skyraider22]

"Lakers won"

A bit lost here

 

[himperv203]

Wht time can I stop by?

 

[anomaly]

Pick up an enema on your way over:yinyang:

 

[tiger1977]

"I'm pregnant. So no more condoms!!"

 

[alexpnz]

"If u Seek Amy" :rofl: