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The main events of 2015
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We finally discover we're not alone in the universe. But they turn out to be a bunch of assholes.
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
That can of succotash in my pantry expires.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Kardashian Snuff Film: Total Family Annihilation For Christmas(In-Laws Get It Too)
It is the most important event in the field of adult entertainment.
If it's a flop I start to write manuscripts.
(They will become chaotic if I try to use the English language)
'A porn film with a serious plot'.athead:
I would say that pornography needs to become more realistic so that the audience could identify with it. (wtf)
Johan is perhaps the only French who is interested in American culture.
Sky is kingdom of God so if there are creatures then they are his creations.
UFO's = Angels
Mr. Putin is like a Russian bear: clumsy and tough
Only the Chinese bear can defeat him.
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Kim kardashian has a good butt but empty head.
That sounds interesting.
Patrick_S
persona non grata
Then they should start making movies where the only plot is that some fat guy sits in his mommy´s basement and jerks off in front of a computer screen.
I can't identify with that. My mom doesn't have a basement. :crying:
The could hardly be worst than mankind...
Yeah but these would be extremely obnoxious visitors from outer space. No invasion and enslavement in the salt mines, they'd just complain incessantly about our food or how they're nitrogen intolerant. They'd moan about having to communicate with us via hand signals or spoken words instead of telepathy. They'd whine about our short doorways, our lack of a third eye, and how our movies suck. They'd even joke amongst themselves about our small tentacle size. And like a bad houseguest they'd refuse to take the hint when the world does a collective <yawn> "look at the time."
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Jerry Lewis is considered a genius in France.
Deepcover
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'A porn film with a serious plot'.
Gee Uwe Boll must've been given the green light to actually write a serious draft
I can see it now ; you think you're about to watch Mia Malkova getting fucked by Johnny Sins, but Michael Bay gets some extras in and gives them characters and storylines that the first 15 minutes are dedicated to. Even though you don't care about them, you came to watch Mia Malkova. After too much waiting you get a glimpse of Mia Malkova but those annoying extras take over again. Eventually Mia Malkova shows up to get fucked. It's good in places although some parts go super slow-mo but the weird camera angle means you still can't tell what you're looking at, and in other places everythings happening at such a pace and so loudly that you also don't know what's happening, oh by the way, those extras keep interfering in what otherwise might be a decent Mia Malkova scene.
Everything goes on for too long but eventually Mia Malkova ends up on both knees but somehow has to share her facial with those damn extras. Fuck them! Who the fuck are they? We wanted to see Mia Malkova, Michael Bay, not these shitty extra characters you just made up! The description says "Mia Malkova, Johnny Sins" so who are these other fucks with jizz on their faces?!? In the end you're left slightly jaded and exhausted. Michael Bay could have just given you Mia Malkova like you wanted, and indeed if you edit the scene down to the bits that are just Mia Malkova, You Might just have a decent 30 minutes Mia Malkova scene, but thanks to Michael Bay, you've sat there for 90 minutes.
Mia Malkova.
