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The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
The Kush: $55 Nighttime Breast. The Kush is a $55 (PLUS S&H!) piece of molded plastic women put between their breasts before bed to "gently support and cushion the weight of a woman's breasts".
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I only have mediocre man-breasts at the moment, so I can't say if this is a needed product or not, but...HAHAHAHA, REALLY?!?!?!