The Jerk Off Test

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Last night I went out with this real nice Asian gal for the first time. Had some dinner and dessert then drove and walked around. Fooled around a bit but nothing worse than PG rating. Anyway, walked her to her door at the end of the night then drove home. I was exhausted so I took a bong hit then a piss then went right to bed. Anyway, fast-forward to tonight at around 7:10PM. I decided to give her a go and be the Object Of Adoration during my next session of Punishing Percy. I beat my meat until it turned angry and purple then shot out a massive blast that got me light headed. She's a nice lady. Dayum!

Does anyone else jerk off to a gal after your first date so you can juggle in your mind how you feel about her in that way? My wiener is smiling from nut to nut right now. Tired and wet also.

 

[Lonilover]

No, but can understand it. Some women are so hot and when you did not do anything you just jerk off of it..
but best is still to give it a try and let her do the reall jerking off... you would feel so much happier then to do the work yourself.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

damn..

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

damn..

Ever fiddle your red marble around to know if a fella is right for you? I pray you don't get short-changed nor do I fall into a cavern.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Does anyone else jerk off to a gal after your first date so you can juggle in your mind how you feel about her in that way?

Not really, but this is because I've never really done what you'd call a "first date." I've only ever really gone on a "date" with girls I've already slept with. It's just the way things have happened.

 

[sean miguel]

Not really, but this is because I've never really done what you'd call a "first date." I've only ever really gone on a "date" with girls I've already slept with. It's just the way things have happened.

Same here. The only time I've been on a "first date" was in junior high when I took a girl to Dairy Queen and a movie.

All the rest was just "hangin' out".

 

[RichardNailder]

I typically only jerk off to your sister

 

[holler23]

Never have, but I usually have sex on the first date

 

[Straight Shooter]

I just got back from the strip club and I'm going to rub one out :rubbel:

 

[mekhet]

I once had a first date where she didn't want to have sex, but knew I was going to jerk off anyhow so she asked me to jerk off while she watched. It was intense. Huge ball draining orgasm.
We had sex on the second date.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Never have, but I usually have sex on the first date

Not me. If I like a gal her being too easy wrecks everything. I coulda gone off and seen a hooker instead. Fucking is fun but I don't want to spend quality time with a slut or a whore.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Ever fiddle your red marble around to know if a fella is right for you? I pray you don't get short-changed nor do I fall into a cavern.

Well I wouldn't exactly call my fantasies during masturbating to be logical or realistic. I have to think of some really NASTY stuff to cum. So that wouldn't be good LOL! Like, I'd start off thinking about how he opened my door for me, how he paid attention while I spoke at dinner, how much my dogs liked him.. then suddenly he's holding me down and telling me to be a good little slut while one of his big black friends facefucks me.. LOL!
So yeah, I'm def not going to be making any important decisions about people while masturbating.. but it sure is fun!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

So yeah, I'm def not going to be making any important decisions about people while masturbating.. but it sure is fun!

I'm a fan of Punishing Percy myself too. That puddle of goo on the bathroom floor might not smell like victory but it sure looks like it. I make sure there's a serious cloud of dope in my head before sitting on the toilet.

 

[BusterLoads]

Does anyone else jerk off to a gal after your first date so you can juggle in your mind how you feel about her in that way? My wiener is smiling from nut to nut right now. Tired and wet also.

I do this all the time. Sometimes even before I see a girl so my dick doesn't try to convince me I want her AND after so I don't get any lingering thoughts about her while I'm trying to get some sleep.

 

[Battletoads]

Ever fiddle your red marble around to know if a fella is right for you? I pray you don't get short-changed nor do I fall into a cavern.

I think the correct term is "flicking your bean"