Purple†Pain
Banned
Many times I hear guys refer to "rosie and her five sisters", I refer to mine as simply "The Hand"...The ultimate date!
Friends always tell me "Pain", you need a good woman. I tell them, there is nothing a woman can do for me that my left hand can't accomplish! Let me give you some quick examples.
1} I never have to buy my hand a *****
2} I never have to buy my hand a meal
3} I never have to cuddle with my hand
4} I never have to listen to my hand Yack and Yack and Yack
5} And every now and then...I look down at The Hand and say
" I Love You ".
Thank god for Porn!:thumbsup:
Friends always tell me "Pain", you need a good woman. I tell them, there is nothing a woman can do for me that my left hand can't accomplish! Let me give you some quick examples.
1} I never have to buy my hand a *****
2} I never have to buy my hand a meal
3} I never have to cuddle with my hand
4} I never have to listen to my hand Yack and Yack and Yack
5} And every now and then...I look down at The Hand and say
" I Love You ".
Thank god for Porn!:thumbsup:
