The Civil War of 2016

[Fatfishblu]

Which side of the fence are you on? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A down-and-out Democrat wants to know who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that those they don't like be shut down!

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so all his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."

 

[Hondarobot]

Reading the comments on that article makes me want to move. How are there that many paranoid gun-nuts in this country? I can only imagine them all sitting in front their monitors in their underpants with a confederate flag on the wall and a new american civil war boner.

You should move out of the US. Maybe move to Tunisia, or somewhere you have limited internet access, and may possibly get killed.

 

[StanScratch]

Due respect should be given to the Tea Bag Party. They are just too stupid to realize how dumb they are. I respect that, but believe they should be enslaved. Apparently they are good workers, so I say crack the whip on 'em.

Ever work with a tea bagger? Laziest bunch of fucks around.
Seriously. You cannot get good work out of good ol' boys. If it's not a cigarette break, it's a coffee break, or a pop break, or a shit break (they are full of shit, and have to take a lot of those), or a doughnut break, or a candy break, or a "I just had to do two minutes of physical labor" break. Of course, none of those are covered in their (government and union mandated) 15 minute breaks or their lunch breaks. This also does not count from the massive amounts of spare time talking. And if the work you are giving them requires more than two steps, forget about it - you will spend most of that time trying to explain to them which step goes first and second - along with why those steps must be taken in that order. Then, of course, you must send someone to help them - and it has to be someone they can get a long with. No blacks. No hispanics. Just a "regular white guy". If that other person is a good ol' boy, expect productivity to decrease even more, as they will spend a lot of time talking with each other. Then you will have to get a real worker to clean up the mess behind them, or complete the job correctly.

Which side of the fence are you on? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A down-and-out Democrat wants to know who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that those they don't like be shut down!

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so all his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."

You truly are just too stupid to realize how dumb you are.
And, as a bonus, you are from the asshole of the world, Ohio.

 

[Fatfishblu]

You truly are just too stupid to realize how dumb you are.
And, as a bonus, you are from the asshole of the world, Ohio.

Typical liberal banter. I obviously touched a nerve by posting such truths. Soon comes the realization that what is right, is opposite of what you believe. Then comes the convulsions.

Where in Ohio do you live?

 

[Will E Worm]

Worm is an American traitor hopefully soon to be pick up and jailed by the NSA.

Actually, were the tea baggers to take over a South Carolina town, no one would notice for quite some time, then they would not do anything - because it is a South Carolina town.

Ever work with a tea bagger? Laziest bunch of fucks around.

You are thinking about the "occupiers".

You truly are just too stupid to realize how dumb you are.
And, as a bonus, you are from the asshole of the world, Ohio.

You're confused. California is America's rear end. :hatsoff:

Typical liberal banter. I obviously touched a nerve by posting such truths. Soon comes the realization that what is right, is opposite of what you believe. Then comes the convulsions.

Where in Ohio do you live?

He's the typical liberal. Get his address. :elaugh: Not sure why he doesn't live in California.

 

[StanScratch]

Typical liberal banter. I obviously touched a nerve by posting such truths. Soon comes the realization that what is right, is opposite of what you believe. Then comes the convulsions.

Where in Ohio do you live?

Typing in a bunch of words does not constitute truth. You remind me of the "It was posted on the internet, so it must be true" girl. How was your date with the French model?
As for where I live, I will go with your own rule: I have posted it, do your own work and research it. Stop being a lazy socialist.

 

[Kingfisher]

Well, if it did happen, it would certainly make for an interesting news day.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Well, if it did happen, it would certainly make for an interesting news day.

The government would shut down the news outlets. You would get very little, and only what they want you to have...they most likely would pull the plug on the internett too. Can't have people communicating, and trying to figure out how to avoid the shackles of oppression.

 

[Rey C.]

Which side of the fence are you on? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A down-and-out Democrat wants to know who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that those they don't like be shut down!

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so all his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."

Although I tend to agree with these (self-serving, make believe) Republican positions, I do NOT believe that there is a fence and I do NOT recognize that there are only two sides to any given issue. To take a bifurcated approach to any and all issues strikes me as overly simplistic.

I'm not a Democrat (I'm not a member of any organized political party or movement), but the requirements necessary to be considered a Republican these days are reminiscent of joining a cult. And I've never been one to dress like all the other kids... or chant in unison.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Although I tend to agree with these (self-serving, make believe) Republican positions, I do NOT believe that there is a fence and I do NOT recognize that there are only two sides to any given issue. To take a bifurcated approach to any and all issues strikes me as overly simplistic.

I'm not a Democrat (I'm not a member of any organized political party or movement), but the requirements necessary to be considered a Republican these days are reminiscent of joining a cult. And I've never been one to dress like all the other kids... or chant in unison.

Now these are the words of a man who pays some attention to history and has perhaps lived a couple of lives. Either that, or you have been reading Jessie Ventura's new book. Either way, I find myself in agreement on the point you made about there being more than two sides of an argument. It is unfortunate that the vast majority of Americans nowadays have committed themselves wholeheartedly to drinking the kool-aid exclusively from the hands of their masters on the left or the right.