The Birthday Massacre

Anyone here of the Band The Birthday Massacre. There a Gothic Synth-Rock Band From Toronto Canada. There Lead singer is By far The Sexiest most Nicest Woman On the Planet. I have had the pleasure of meeting her, she Hugged my 3 times! it was so Awesome. If I could Date any ********* in the world it would be her.

If anyone hasen't heard this band i suggest you look them up. you won't be Disapointed.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
she Hugged my 3 times! it was so Awesome.

You left out a direct object in that first sentence. Maybe you meant to say, "She hugged my dick 3 times." That would have made the story much more awesome.

Unfortunately, I don't think anyone listens to Gothic Synth-Rock except for emo ****...

:facepalm: (also, what's up with the random capitalization?)
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Good band. Holiday is a good song. Didn't know they were Canadian, though.
 
I remember a friend playing them for me many years ago, around when they only had one, maybe two albums out. After hearing the name of the band, I was expecting a more ****** sound, so I was a bit disappointed that they had such a....nice sound.
Anyway, I remember him playing me this track. What a cover song.
I was blown away that they did this.
 
I like this band, but I'm sorry I **** that Neverending Story song. I hated the orginal too.


Here is my Favorite song


 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
You left out a direct object in that first sentence. Maybe you meant to say, "She hugged my dick 3 times." That would have made the story much more awesome.

Unfortunately, I don't think anyone listens to Gothic Synth-Rock except for emo ****...

:facepalm: (also, what's up with the random capitalization?)

Um, I happen to like Gothic Synth Rock as well as Dark Wave and I'm not an emo ***. :cthulhu:

I got a chance to see Birthday Massacre for the first time in 2009 at a big citywide Goth festival. Man, I wish I had gone to see Combichrist, who I'd seen tons of times before, once again.

I don't know if they're just in general loud or it was the venue (the Cruxshadows did just fine in it the year before) but it was pure noise. Couldn't actually hear the lyrics or the music. We ended up leaving about 4 songs in.

I chalk it up to them being a band that's good on DVD but horrible in person.
 
You left out a direct object in that first sentence. Maybe you meant to say, "She hugged my dick 3 times." That would have made the story much more awesome.

Unfortunately, I don't think anyone listens to Gothic Synth-Rock except for emo ****...

:facepalm: (also, what's up with the random capitalization?)

im not emo im a regular guy.

and the hugged my dick 3 times thing i find offensive.

Chibi is more then just some Hot chick that i want to *****, in fact is the last thing that comes to mind when i think about. her i acturally like her for her Personality. she is a wonderful person and i would actually want to date her and get to know her before i ever considered ******** with her. unless she wanted to have sex and im just fine with a regular date.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Um, I happen to like Gothic Synth Rock as well as Dark Wave and I'm not an emo ***. :cthulhu:
That's a contradiction.

Please don't smite me, Cthulhu.

and the hugged my dick 3 times thing i find offensive.

Hey, you're the one who left a word out. I just guessed at what was supposed to go there. Don't blame me for your mistakes.

Check in, brah!
 
Anyone here of the Band The Birthday Massacre. There a Gothic Synth-Rock Band From Toronto Canada. There Lead singer is By far The Sexiest most Nicest Woman On the Planet. I have had the pleasure of meeting her, she Hugged my 3 times! it was so Awesome. If I could Date any ********* in the world it would be her.

If anyone hasen't heard this band i suggest you look them up. you won't be Disapointed.

I ment to say hugged ME 3 times not my.

Im a shitty typer!
 
I listened to the song that TheVern says is his favourite. I was disappointed.
Not sure why they are referred to as a Gothic Synth-Rock Band. On the strength of that song they just sound like a pop band. . .& the singer is a little fatty!

Chibi is more then just some Hot chick that i want to *****, in fact is the last thing that comes to mind when i think about. her i acturally like her for her Personality. she is a wonderful person and i would actually want to date her and get to know her before i ever considered ******** with her. unless she wanted to have sex and im just fine with a regular date.
Wait a minute. You say she is a wonderful person, then go on to say you want to get to know her. So how can you say she's a wonderful person when you don't know her?
 
I listened to the song that TheVern says is his favourite. I was disappointed.
Not sure why they are referred to as a Gothic Synth-Rock Band. On the strength of that song they just sound like a pop band. . .& the singer is a little fatty!


Wait a minute. You say she is a wonderful person, then go on to say you want to get to know her. So how can you say she's a wonderful person when you don't know her?


SHE IS NOT A FATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is perfect just the way she is.

i know her a little, we talked for a bit after the concert, and she talks to me sometimes online. What i ment to say was i want to get to no her more.
 
SHE IS NOT A FATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is perfect just the way she is.

i know her a little, we talked for a bit after the concert, and she talks to me sometimes online. What i ment to say was i want to get to no her more.

She is a bit on the large side. I thought she was 2 band members standing side by side at first

no ~ know :facepalm:
 
even if she was fat I would still date her. she isn't just beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well.
 
The girls is a hottie, but the music is, to use Alisa's words, too soft.
 
Now we're getting somewhere! You want to see her beautiful inside! ;)

THATS RIGHT!! i wouldn't care if she was 500 pounds overweight. her appearence wasen't what i fell for it was her personality. and i will defend her and her honor to the very end.

P.S. For the sake of her health lets hope she dosen't get that overweight she's much to young to suffer a heart ******. she's only 33. you get the point im trying to make about liking her no matter what she looks like.
 
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