Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Was just over there and the manager never came to the front desk. Hoping he might be a member of this board and reads this notice. If so, "Hey Jun, the men's shithouse is out of asswipe and there ain't no soap in the soap dispenser on the right side of the sink. You might want to put some paper towels in there as I hate those air dryers. What do I use to open the door if I don't have a paper towel? I had to use my shirt and now have bathroom germs on it."