The art of tossing salad

[skechers]

In the last week I have been told by several different women that I toss salad like nobody's business.


That would be weird, except I just got a job maintaining, and doing prep for the Salad Bar at the local Ruby Tuesdays.






So yeah. I just wanted to crack a lame joke.

And ham it up that I'm finally gainfully employed after 2 months of doin nothing worthwhile. Any other chefs here? Where at?

:wave:

 

[riveroflife311]

ok, so pass some knowledge brah. my girlfriend says i fuck like a pornstar, but i need some work on the tounge business. she can only get off by getting eaten out.

i have a few bi friends and shes willing to bring one into help me out, but sex is like being a musician: the more instruments you can play, the better musician you will be. you know?

 

[Jeep!]

ok, so pass some knowledge brah. my girlfriend says i fuck like a pornstar, but i need some work on the tounge business. she can only get off by getting eaten out.

i have a few bi friends and shes willing to bring one into help me out, but sex is like being a musician: the more instruments you can play, the better musician you will be. you know?

You know that thing that people do to babies' stomachs like they're blowing a raspberry? Do that with her pussy. She'll laugh if you suggest it but she'll make a whole other noise when you do it.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Congratulations on the gig!

 

[rickwinkle]

Congrats man! Wanna toss my salad?

 

[24788]

Chefchitown, he'll teach you how to toss a salad.

 

[sexyartylust]

I love to toss my girls salad

 

[busenbust]

Salad Tossing??? :wtf:


:1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

I don't usually toss salad. It might create a mess all around.

 

[Sab]

Ahh tossing salad. If the flavor is right and my girl is allowing me I tend to go a solid hour. Its like a sip-bottle that never runs out!

ok, so pass some knowledge brah. my girlfriend says i fuck like a pornstar, but i need some work on the tounge business. she can only get off by getting eaten out.

Make a meal out of it. Don't just lick with your tongue. "Bite" into her with your mouth (but be mindful of your teeth). Make big laps on the outside with your tongue, then go deep and lick the inside. Suck the lips and clit. Just keep varying it up and having fun (keep the mood light).

Also, if shes really wet, give her a visual thrill, lick from bottom to top and look up maintaining eye contact. Sometimes a string of juice stays attached to your tongue and it drives my girl crazy.

Speaking of juice, heres a fun tip (more for you than her). Let her juices pool up in that crease in the bottom of the vagina (where it tends to first get wet). When its pretty full, suck it up and savor it a bit. It tastes really really good.

hope this helps.

I don't usually toss salad. It might create a mess all around.

You're missing out man. Maybe try it right after showring and/or swimming?

 

[lostwood_7]

Do you get to use the oversized novelty fork and spoon salad things that hang on the wall?

 

[Kil4Thril]

I love to toss my girls salad

Dude, I've seen the pictures, and I must say, that's a salad that should arrive with every meal.:thumbsup:

 

[biomech]

:booty: Here you go! :rofl:

 

[DJCowboy]

Isn't tossing the salad basically diving your tongue into a butthole and not a pussy? I would, but haven't met that girl yet

(I checked wikipedia and yes, it is not eating pussy but rather assholes)

 

[jasonk282]

My favorite technique is using a chilled stainless steel bowl, fresh greens and very little dressing. Then fluff the salad so all the leaves get a nice coating. Server in a chilled salad bowl and enjoy.