The Armed Women's Attitude Test -

[Facetious]

What is the real meaning of that pink T-shirt with a ******** on it that says, "The ultimate in feminine protection?"

1. Obviously a plot by seditious *** fanatics from the NRA.
2. Ultimate ***** equals ultimate personal protection.
3. A 9mm for "light days" and a .44 Magnum for "heavy days."

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