That line under your name

[Anonymous2]

No, I'm not going to ask how I can change it

This is an idea Lisa Lucie brought up in the Lucie Lee thread (which is a good read BTW) and I hope she doesn't mind me starting it more or less on her behalf. In a nutshell, she suggested coming up with new ideas for the "doggerels" under the user name, you know where it says "Board Whore" in my case, which is not really flattering.

So, since we have quite a number of witty guys (and girls) as members here, let's see what we can find. I don't know if Freeones is going to be impressed by what we create, but it could be fun nonetheless.

Since I haven't thought about it hard enough yet and hers are pretty good, I'll take the liberty to start the thread off with Lisa's suggestions:

1. Uses his teeth to masticate
2. The bar closes before the guys think she’s pretty
3. Would rather be pissed on than pissed off
4. Gets horny looking in full-length mirrors

 

[MoonEye]

Off the top... These aren't witted but just to back this thread (and the idea):

1. This ass is up for grabs

2. I’m camping on freeones

3. Is secretly in love with Ron Jeremy

4. Has freeones as a homepage

5. I got ****** twice (this if Kenpo comes back)

It would be good to pay attention to posts that are applicable to both sexes, like Lisa and now, you Vegas Yankee, stated.

 

[Anonymous2]

5. I got ****** twice (this if Kenpo comes back)

:rofl:

That's really good. There are actually more than a few guys who could use this line.


Some more:
- Wonder when Next Door Nikki will whip her tits out
- I'm amazed about Aces&Jack's ID skills
- Look at me, I'm a board veteran

 

[pOrn]

I really think it should be something we can change ourselves: (pout) instead of mine being something about being a newbie I would like one of the following:

Part-time porn addict
Belladonna's personal slave
More titties please !
...

 

[MoonEye]

Okay, some more:

- Still waiting for Jenna to answer his PM

- I’m a rocket-scientist!!

- There is a ‘search’ button?!

- Being alone doesn’t stop him/her from ‘making out’.

- Look at me – I’m oh so sweet...

- Spank me – I’ve been on this board long enough to earn it!!

- Create a pool – what does that have to do with me?!

- He joined ‘cause he was ‘high’!

- What am I doing here?

- Im planning to run for a governor!

- You looking at me?

- Say hello to my little friend!

 

[lisa lucie]

Thanks so much Vegas Yankee for starting this thread. Believe me I wanted to awfully bad, but just did not want to at this time.

I am awfully busy and just cannot devote much time to FreeOnes and "my" Lucie Lee thread, you know the one that, that, that, that .... big BNF moderator ******* who took it over and named it Lucy Lee. Believe me, he has not heard the last of me yet as he watches from his protective moderator fortress. I already have 2 REP points and a bunch of friends, and shhhhhhhhhh. (someone on the inside of FreeOnes ... a worm if you will).

I even started a Thread as part of earning my Lucie Lee PhD from FreeOnes U. I think I may be over my head in it. Not sure where to go with it.

Thanks for throwing some "advertisement" to the Lucy Lee thread, darn ... now I am saying it ... I mean the Lucie Lee thread. I'll be there from time to time for sure as it is my comfort zone and I love comfort ... and it is so easy with my Lucie.

Will share some more ideas with this thread later. Right now, just wanted to get my feet wet amongst other things.

Again, Thanks so very very much.

Lisa Lucie

 

[MoonEye]

Guess what Vegas Yankee - I think you're going back to the 'playground' and amongst the revered company of 'top 5' :rofl:

Welcome back :thumbsup:

 

[lisa lucie]

Just some food for thought ... I humbly submit the following for your perusal pleasure:

She suffers from 6 inches of penis envy.

Does not know her ass from a hole in her mound.

Is still looking for Mr. Goodbar.

Has ***, will grovel.

I love these as suggested by:

MoonEye - Has freeones as a homepage

Vegas Yankee - I'm amazed about Aces&Jack's ID skills ( I love him too by the way. He is nicer than BNF and I bet he is cuter too!)

pOrn - More titties please !

 

[juballs]

lol, great thread vegas yankee, i would love some different phrases under my name... something to spice the board up a bit

 

[MoonEye]

Some more:

- Sexually inactive to the extreme

- ********* the parole

- Looking for ‘Jolene’ in the phone-book

- Will strip for money

- He is the one

- Reading this makes me horny

- Is searching freeones for Waldo

- Pain heals, chicks dig scars, freeones lasts forever


What?! It's 2 AM here. It's wonder I'm stil awake :rofl:

Thak you for the compliment, Lisa.

 

[dirac]

Good Idea!
heres my attempt:

-Mr. Sticky Hands
-my posts match GBs of porn I own
-My internet is way faster than yours
-Give me rep and I'll give you Porn!
-Is way uglyer than his Avatar
-Has lost Job, house and wife due to Freeones

end

 

[lisa lucie]

Begs, Borrows, and Squeals.

His wife tells him to tell his friends he is not pussy whipped.

Really has done a gear shift.

Pays his FreeOnes dues regularly.

Wishes she could wank regularly.

Cums in multiples of two.

.............. I'm out of here. .......... I did not really say that. ... That was not me. ...... Lisa Lucie, see ya' on Lucie Lee Lane

 

[4G63]

Why are you reading this?
I take zinc pills.
Would take a bullet for Freeones.
I got wood.
I own 1000 DVDs... all porn.
My other car is Freeones.

 

[BNF]

You guys are talking away a small part of the mod's job!! LOL

We have a thread in the mod section like this that pops up every few months or so.... :wave2:

 

[MoonEye]

Does that mean we're helping in some way, or just wasting the time (and space)? :thumbsup:

 

[lisa lucie]

You guys are talking away a small part of the mod's job!! LOL

We have a thread in the mod section like this that pops up every few months or so.... :wave2:

Does that mean we're helping in some way, or just wasting the time (and space)? :thumbsup:

No MoonEye, it means we are members of the mod's squad. We are honorary modders. And you know modders are FreeOnes in name only. We are well on our way to just above mediocrity for sure!

Hell (can I say Hell here), as far as these little sayings go, they do a f****** (can I say f****** here) up job anyway!

Lisa

 

[MoonEye]

Thanks for clearing that up... I guess... Lol

 

[Marie]

Great thread! I like! Let the ideas flow!

40 myfreeones points for every line that we steal from you!

 

[lisa lucie]

Great thread! I like! Let the ideas flow!

40 myfreeones points for every line that we steal from you!

How about:

FreeOnes stole this line for merely 40 points!



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Hey VegasYankee. Did you hear what Marie said about your thread???? Take it from me ... she is one of the head huncho moderators. I mean Aces&Jacks and what's-his-name, BNF, are the ones we see all the time, but it was Marie who step down from the thrown and said the 40 points for everyone FreeOnes takes. When someone starts giving away FreeOnes points and with authority, well ... you just did good, I can tell you.................. She is Queen Mod and she visited your thread and and and, I mean, I .... I am so happy for you. I can just cry. I am ******!!!! ............. Will you remember all the little people when they consider you for promotion? I mean you should get FreeOnes points just for starting the thread. If I can transfer mine, I will give you half of them.

 

[Marie]

I'm not sure how I should take that post, Lisa. Why don't you explain it in a PM.