Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
At one time I was a fat, innocent Catholic School Boy. Being the *** of a Police Lieutenant and an angry West Texas farmer lady the house I grew up in was fairly prudish. I didn't stand a chance resisting the Latin girls at school already aware of their feminine charms hemming their shirts up showing their pretty legs and luring me in with their gaze. I was done for and turned into a coat rack any time they pleased. My ****** got wind of this but only told me to "Watch out for those Latin girls. You can get them pregnant by shaking hands with them." This just made me more curious.
