Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
When I first got to Texas I didn't know too many people. This 80 lb raccoon-eyed, snaggle-toothed stripper had a thing for me. I resisted seeing her for some time then realized she was offering free and easy sex so I drank enough at home to get the urge to call her and go over to her place for a visit. I get to her house, she opens the door, and I'm starting to have regrets already. She let me in and we sat on the couch. I wasn't interested in hearing her talk and just wanted to do the sex and get it over with. After a little bit of kissing I told her to suck my dick. She went right down there and seemed to think she was an expert wiener kisser. More like the opposite. The use of her badly crooked teeth felt like a cheese grater. Awful, awful head. The worst. To her credit she did know how to ride a dick good but not good enough that I'd return again for that rotten head she gave.