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Supafly

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Why not take off from an answer from mrtrebus thread :)

Well, feel free to share your wisdom, things that are on your mind right now, things I should be aware of, what ever.

For the sake of forum peace, if you feel like insilting me, just send me a PM. No need for moderators and admins to have to waste energy on this :glugglug:

If you don't know what to share with me... patch in a link to a cutie you been ogling lately :thumbsup:
 
I love you and I hope to some day show you how deep this love resonates within me by placing my penis inside your various bodily openings as many times as humanly possible.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I would love to give you an unlimited invite to Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.
 

Lust

Lost at Birth
one time my gf and i were at mardis gras and she wanted some beads so she yelled to a passing parade float to toss her some beads. they yelled back "show us your boots!" so, she rolled up her pants leg and showed them her boots. they looked at us in disbelief, rolled their eyes and turned their backs on us and those fuckers didn't even give us any beads. i just don't understand people, supa, but i'm glad you're hear to listen.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
I like pancakes.:yesyes:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I like spretzel the German pasta
 
In the 1600s Dutch and British seamen brought back a salty pickled fish sauce called 'ketsiap' from China. In this version, it was more related to soy or oyster sauce than the sweet, vinegary substance we call ketchup today. Variations in both the name and the ingredients quickly developed. British alternatives included mushrooms (the favorite), anchovies, oysters, and walnuts. In 1690 the word 'catchup' appeared in print in reference to this sauce, and in 1711 'ketchup'.

The first ketchup recipe was printed in 1727 in Elizabeth Smith's The Compleat Housewife, and called for anchovies, shallots, vinegar, white wine, sweet spices (cloves, ginger, mace, nutmeg), pepper, and lemon peel. Eighty-five years later the first tomato ketchup recipe was published in Nova Scotia by American ex-pat James Mease, which he often refers to as 'love apple' ketchup-he attempts to give it more cachet by stating that this variation is influenced by French cooking, although there is no proof of it.

Recipes continued to appear periodically, featuring mushrooms in Britain and tomatoes in the United States. A New England Farmer offered it for sale in 1830 in bottles, and priced from 33 to 50 cents. In 1837, Americans selling ketchup in Britain were encouraged to rename it 'tomato chutney' in order to draw attention to the differences between their product and the mushroom ketchup popular in Britain. In addition to the difference in ingredients, the British version also differed in texture, being nearly transparent and very thin in consistency.

Ketchup was sold nationwide in the US by 1837 thanks to the hard work of Jonas Yerkes, who sold the product in quart and pint bottles. He used the refuse of tomato canning-skins, cores, green tomatoes, and lots of sugar and vinegar. Lots of other small companies followed suit-by 1900 there were 100 manufacturers of ketchup. The big success came in 1872 when HJ Heinz added ketchup to his line of pickled products and introduced it at the Philadelphia fair. The Heinz formula has not changed since, and has become the standard by which other ketchups are rated.

In 1848 some ketchup manufacturers came under fire for their unsanitary practices-coal tar was frequently used to heighten the red color. Others made the condiment from concentrated tomato pulp in the off-season, which they stored in questionable circumstances. This debate continued until the 1900s, when the Pure Food Act put strict limits on food manufacturers. (Today's FDA has very strict guidelines on what even constitutes ketchup, specifying the spices that must be used, as well as the thickness of the end result.)

So, what's in a name? Variations such as catsup, catchup, katsup, and others abounded alongside 'ketchup'. However, when the Reagan administration briefly decided to count ketchup as a vegetable in 1981, Del Monte Catsup found itself out of the loop due to their spelling-they permanently changed to 'ketchup', but by then public outcry had forced a reversal of administration policy. Ever since, though, you'll be hard-pressed to find a bottle from any manufacturer labeled anything other than 'ketchup'.

Although it frequently graces such foods as fries and greasy burgers, ketchup itself has a moderate health benefit, as it contains lycopene, an antioxidant associated with decreased cancer risk. (Unlikely that it's enough to cancel out the negative effects of the fries, though.)
 
I once heard a man use this sentence (verbatim):

"I tell you what, that felt exactly like getting hit upside the head with a pillowcase full of shit."

:eek:
 
Did you know that mole is one of the most complex, diverse, and delicious of Mexican foods? Mole sauces range in colors from black to white, red to green, and everywhere in between depending upon the chilis and spices you use. It's used for simmering chicken and stuffing tamales and it is delicious!!
 
Once, when I was 12, my Great Uncle Larry asked me to join him in the pool shed. We had been swimming all afternoon and were still in our swimsuits and wet.

Once in the pool shed he proceeded to show me his long, thin, rigid pipe which was designed specially for the pool filter system. He then explained the finer points of pumping pool water, and talked about how there were times when you thought the solution was just to pump harder and faster, but really it was better for everything if you had a pump that worked fairly slowly, but very consistently.

Sometimes the special pipe needed a bit of servicing, he continued. He showed me how to take the pipe out, lubricate a new one, and then jam it into the hole. Looking at the pump contraption in front of me with some confusion, I said, "But there are a couple holes, and they're close together. What if I jamb it in the wrong hole?" He told me that I'd know right away if it was the wrong hole by how it felt going in and by the smell. But his best piece of advice was to keep pushing unless the pump objected.

We must have replaced the pipe a hundred times that afternoon. We kept going until I had a feel for it.

It was a very educational afternoon. I often ponder the possibility of going into a pool servicing business.
 
In 1986 I went on a date with Julianna Young.

But she was known as Julia at the time.

And she spent most of the night talking about all the rockstars she had fucked. She even had a portfolio of photos of herself with all these famous rockers.

True story.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I was tending bar at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Omaha when one of my buddies asked me what I had planned for my day off. "I dunno, maybe a little golf, a few beers, watch some midget porn."

Right when I said it, a little person (midget) jumped up on a stool right next to the tap handles. Total coincidence, but he was cool about it and we all shared a laugh.

True story.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I fart in the palm of my hand and throw it at people.
True story! :hatsoff:
 
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