Yes, it's another trouser-wetting, cow-burping, knicker-twisting, quiz game from the crazed-mind of tunsty.
What's it all about?
If like me, you are often confused, disturbed and occasionally turned-on, by the ridiculous and unnecessary boffin-speak, nerd-talk, techno-babble, load of old bollocks - call it what you want.. then here is your chance to try it out for yourselves.
Every week I will post a picture of an object that I want you to describe, it will be something fairly simple and mundane....or not.
But!, I want you to describe the object in an unecessarily complex and baffling way...
For example:
" But it's just a box ! " I hear you say..
Well, Yes.........and No.
It's a box..
or
It's a 'Regular Hexahedron containment system of cellulosic fibrous construction, utilising rotational hinged aperture confinement canopies, used for multi-artifact storage and collective article transport applications' (A cardboard box with flaps, that can be used to put junk in and carry around)
Ahhh...it's all so clear now!
So here is your first object:
and remember...it's not just a ball.