Tale of an egg

[PirateKing]

I'll bet the egg tasted great. :yesyes:

 

[fiction101]

....that's quite a story :S

 

[Red Spyder]

So, the egg goes in the vag and gets boiled? How convenient! Wake up, put the egg in the vag, then shower, get dressed, get the coffee pot going and by the time you ladies are ready to go, breakfast is served!

 

[lurkingdirk]

What she neglected to mention is that it was an ostrich egg.

:eek:

 

[mrsupra]

So, the egg goes in the vag and gets boiled? How convenient! Wake up, put the egg in the vag, then shower, get dressed, get the coffee pot going and by the time you ladies are ready to go, breakfast is served!

OMG you just made my day, I cant stop laughing! :rofl:

 

[bnt]

What she neglected to mention is that it was an ostrich egg.

 

[Automate]

The most amusing part of that story: "...just about to organism..."

Edit: Oh. Right. I just understood that it might have been intentionally misspelled due to some censorship filter in yahoo answers.

 

[Supafly]

The most amusing part of that story: "...just about to organism..."

Edit: Oh. Right. I just understood that it might have been intentionally misspelled due to some censorship filter in yahoo answers.

Look at her name: Britney :1orglaugh

You have to kill some time on tour, I guess

 

[PirateKing]

What she neglected to mention is that it was an ostrich egg.

:eek:

What she neglected to mention is that it was an ostrich egg.

Is there an echo in here?

 

[edirons22]

Great story

 

[Will E Worm]

Fake :tongue:

 

[lurkingdirk]

What she neglected to mention is that it was an ostrich egg.

:eek:

What she neglected to mention is that it was an ostrich egg.

Is there an echo in here?

There is, but it diminishes by one smiley with each echo.

 

[feller469]

Holy fuckballs, Will E. is back

 

[Red Spyder]

I wonder if it works if a guy puts it in his ass. I'm just trying to find ways to make it easier for me to get ready for work in the mornings.

 

[PirateKing]

There is, but it diminishes by one smiley with each echo.

That's because facial expressions don't emit any sound and therefore aren't carried. :2 cents:

 

[Shifty]

Of course it's fake.

And it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. :yesyes:

 

[Member442]

Ummm I got nothing for this one.

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

Of course it's fake.

And it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. :yesyes:

so agree to both statements