Survuival Of The Fattest

[GregCentauro]

Meet future woman: shorter, plumper, more fertile

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17997-meet-future-woman-shorter-plumper-more-fertile.html

In a few decades every woman will look like Rosie O'Donnell and have five kids. I'm outta here.

(I know, there's a typo in the headline )

 

[TrueTranssexual]

Meet future woman: shorter, plumper, more fertile

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17997-meet-future-woman-shorter-plumper-more-fertile.html

In a few decades every woman will look like Rosie O'Donnell and have five kids. I'm outta here.

(I know, there's a typo in the headline )

"If these trends continue for 10 generations, Stearns calculates, the average woman in 2409 will be 2 centimetres shorter and 1 kilogram heavier than she is today...." http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17997-meet-future-woman-shorter-plumper-more-fertile.html

By that time, you will be way out of here...:1orglaugh

 

[StanScratch]

Fucking cocksucking fuck, that already means the piece of fucking shit town I am presently in, Piqua, Ohio, is the cocksucking fucking piece of shit eye into the fucking future! Come to Piqua! See all the short, fat chicks! See the future!
Fuck!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

So, actually, the majority of American women are ahead of the curb. Way to go.

 

[STDiva]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=345996&highlight=meet+future+woman

 

[maildude]

I once dated an Aleutian midget. Does she count?

 

[sandybeeches]

Fucking cocksucking fuck, that already means the piece of fucking shit town I am presently in, Piqua, Ohio, is the cocksucking fucking piece of shit eye into the fucking future! Come to Piqua! See all the short, fat chicks! See the future!
Fuck!

Quite the pitch for tourism to your area. Are you a board member for the local visitor and tourism bureau?


Too bad though, my bags were packed before I saw your rant!

 

[Will E Worm]

Women of the future are likely to be slightly shorter and plumper

I don't mind short females. But, fatter?

I will pass.

 

[StanScratch]

Quite the pitch for tourism to your area. Are you a board member for the local visitor and tourism bureau?


Too bad though, my bags were packed before I saw your rant!

Yes I am. Our motto: "Piqua: Fuck this shithole."