does anyone know of anyone thats looking for a straight male porn star in south carolina?
straight male pornstar
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ApolloBalboa
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Hmm, I'll have to check my scavenger hunt list... a Slinky, a Curious George book, a picture of an armadillo, a red 2x2 Lego block, a pirate hat, a pair of Harley Spencer's panties, a box of Boo Berry cereal... nope, don't need any straight male South Carolinian porn stars. :dunno:
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Straight South Carolinian male? Are bigfoot and the tooth fairy with you too?
This is a message board, not a casting agency. http://www.coastaltalent.com/ might be able to help you.
This is a message board, not a casting agency. http://www.coastaltalent.com/ might be able to help you.
Why is it called a pair if it's just one thing?!
Because it follows the example of pants which also come in "pairs" but which are viewed as two interconnected leg coverings. Pair of pliers. Pair of scissors. Same deal there.
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bobjustbob
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Damn. Where's jsmoothpa when you need him?
I suggest you move to either LA or Miami if you're looking for work; or check Craigslist.
im not gay for sure i love the woman form. ive checked craigslist with n luck they all need gay pornstars lol.
She is a gay man who helps straight men like yourself find work, she should be able to help.
oh so how would i be able to get ahold of her?
anymore ideas?
Get 2 rubber chickens, duck tape them to your shoes. Now, go to the downtown bus stop (#81 out of 300) in Smyrna, South Carolina. There will be a man waiting for you, he will ask your shoe size, say 22 while saluting the tree to your left and repeatedly singing the Campbell's soup song. More info will then follow. PS: If the man has a tennis racquet, tell him the rubber chickens are not yours and walk away slowly, looking back twice over each shoulder while clapping and whistling dixie in f minor, do a few pirouettes for good measure.
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