Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Explosions, tits, terrible acting and Linkin Park. Mash them up and crap out an American classic. I really couldn't think of a project that would do justice to Michael Bay's considerable talent.
And then I saw this and nearly **** pure joy. I really didn't think they could top Robert Redford's portrayal of Jay Gatsby but letting Bruce Willis' weapon do the talking is a stroke of brilliance that will make this interpretation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's masterpiece come to life like Pygmalion's Galatea.
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And then I saw this and nearly **** pure joy. I really didn't think they could top Robert Redford's portrayal of Jay Gatsby but letting Bruce Willis' weapon do the talking is a stroke of brilliance that will make this interpretation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's masterpiece come to life like Pygmalion's Galatea.
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