Stormtrooper's manual.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Courtesy of the fine bastards at Cracked.

 

[boatmonkey69]

:1orglaugh Good Stuff!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hah! Awesome

Good thing I signed up to be a Novatrooper instead.

 

[Skyraider22]

In for a long day:thumbsup:

 

[StanScratch]

They forgot the number one survival rule: Never ever, ever, ever, ever sign up for Death Star duty. The name doesn't mean what you think it means.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

They forgot the number one survival rule: Never ever, ever, ever, ever sign up for Death Star duty. The name doesn't mean what you think it means.

Death Star...

I don't think it means anything but Death. Now if it was Star Death, I think I would stay away from that, too, we all know what happens when a star dies.

Just join up with the Sith. Oh... wait. No. Nevermind.

Ok! Join the Jedi, come to hate them, kill your master or wound him/her seriously, and join the Sith. rinse and repeat minus the Jedi part, and become Dark Lord of the Sith. Just like the majority of Sith Lords have done. :hatsoff:

 

[NECROW666]

Sweet now I know.

 

[Asianlov69]

some days will be longer than others...