Stabbed to death or Killed by any wild animal?

[Legzman]

Kinda hard to chose.

Probably have to go with the stabbing. The thought of being attacked by a wild animal terrifies me. Plus it might take less time...

 

[Ace Bandage]

If it was good enough for Abigail Folger, it's good enough for me...

 

[ajitpd]

If you are into having funerals for the dead I'd say stabbed to death.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Stabbed. Bleeding to death beats feeling a chimp eat your face and testicles. Or a shark bite your leg off, realize you taste you shit and then leave you to drown/bleed to death which means hypothermic suffocation.

 

[jtcarra]

stabbed anjmals would eat you aljve plus i could have 1 last smoke

 

[Death-Proof-69]

definitely stabbed, no question about it...fuck getting eaten, that shit's for chumps :thumbsup:

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Being eaten alive is a primal fear. So I would think no one with an intact hind brain would chose it.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'm going with animals, at least it's killing me for it's survival, someone stabbing me to death is just killing me to prove they're a big man aka being ridiculous

 

[Katja]

Maybe if the wild animal was a tyrannosaurus rex that stepped on me killing me instantly. lol. No but seriously, stabbed to death is proably less brutal than being riped apart, eaten alive, and then shit out hours later in the woods by a grizzly.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I get boners from reading stories about people getting eaten by large snakes or other animals. I'd probably jizz myself if I shark tried to eat me.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Humans are animals, too. They are even the most dangerous and successfull killer on the planet, with no fear killing one of their owns, even just for fun. So I'd choose wisely. Thinking about that, I would choose a wild animal

 

[BDwestcoast]

Killed by a poisonous animal. (Just not A spider)

 

[mrtrebus]

Neither, obviously. . .

 

[GregCentauro]

My secret sexual fantasy is to be eaten alive by a pack of bloodthirsty guinea pigs. They must start with the least vital organs like my limbs, so that I can experience my own devourment as long as possible. It would be a particular thrill if a pregnant guinea pig girly would eat my penis. From the sheer masculinity running though my manhood, the guinea pig girly would then mutate to Guinea Hulk and give birth to a master race of green rodents with immense pugnacity.

But I'm afraid, it is only a dream. Sigh!

 

[L3ggy]

I'd rather be killed by a Wolf, then I'd become one of them.

 

[mrtrebus]

I'd rather be killed by a Wolf, then I'd become one of them.

Wot?!?
How?!?

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd like to appear in the 3 Guys 1 Hammer sequel.

 

[LukeEl]

Getting eaten by an alligator is like going to sleep in a gigantic blender.

 

[316sherm]

Just like Caesar

 

[tartanterrier]

I get boners from reading stories about people getting eaten by large snakes or other animals. I'd probably jizz myself if I shark tried to eat me.

You might be more of a target for animals.Now they know that they
will get some extra cream with their meat :1orglaugh