Spaz alert!

I just had to start this thread because my spazing problem recently led to me being offline for about a week. Before I go with that incident, I am one afflicted with perfectionism spaz fits. There are other spazes who may target others with their rage but I'm strictly self spazoidal. I mainly spaz when I'm alone and make a mistake(like dropping a fork) or I come down hard on things I own in the material realm.

Here we go...

My trusty Dell whatever of some 6 years recently ****** into the computer recycling world. As a serious spaz, something like page loading and delayed online connectivity is a serious offence. I've come so used to almost instant connection, that any hint of delay gets me in armed and ready mode. Anyway, after 2 cases of serious assault on my tower PC - where I iron fist the top about 3 times in rapid fire, then in total rage I rise from the chair and soccer-kick the thing like some beating scene in Goodfellas - I just commited strike three earlier this week. A few mouses had already been ******* out in these melees, and cats are now jumpy when I'm in the computer chair

I thought I'd removed the offending program which was causing all of the previous delays and subsequent violent altercations with me and the PC. Norton AV was slugging my PC at start up and I removed it and was going through a slug free existence on my old Dell. Then it slugged again last week.

I went loco. The thing was on its last life already, simply amazing that it still worked after all the *****, but this was the final blow(s). I jumped out of the chair and just kicked the thing right out of the room pretty much. All of the front panel covers littered the floor and a line of drool clinged from my mouth like a satisfied sociopath. I came to and thought "no problem, this bitch is a survivor". Um, obviously not. I mean, who in their right mind assaults their PC with brute ***** when a delay of less than a minute is suffered through?

Other spaz moments for me.

- video games, don't even get me started. Controllers not being whipped across(I'd done that in the Atari years) the room but rather slammed down to the floor in a button scattering destruction. My SEGA years as a 12 - 19 year old(Master + Genesis) saw me take down about 3 or 4 controllers only, living at home with a ****** who would just go ballistic when I went off. When I went to live alone, the body count doubled and even an entire Genesis unit was turned to scrap because Jeremy Roenick scored on me with 2 seconds left.

Through PS and PS2 the destruction was pretty steady(furniture on occasions), about 15 controllers and a few of those really easy to snap in half pirated games you got for $5. I thought that when I moved to PS3 and the $50 controllers, the behavior would change. It's been a year, and I've had to buy one replacement so the idiocy is still there.

- if I miss the perfect shift in my Mazda, I usually yell "fucking idiiiiiiiot! or similar and rev the engine to howl along with my rage. Pure freak.

- my first car, an '82 Honda Prelude made the mistake of allowing its door locks to freeze, and it was the first time I'd been delayed by this natural occurrence - I knew nothing of it at all! I thought the lock was just fucked by itself all of a sudden so in a rage I kicked the drivers door like I meant it...and I drove around with a big dent until I moved on. My *** still bugs me for that one.

There's so much more to my retardedness but I just want a few of my fellow spazes to now throw out some of their most prized moments of spazoidom:wave:
 

Kil4Thril

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That's not spazzing, it's a serious mental disorder. Get help before it gets you in serious trouble. They'll likely put you on antidepressants. Just trust me on this one. If you want the entire story, PM me as I won't air my dirty laundry publicly.
 
i'm extremely short tempered too. my ex left me after i smashed the guitar she bought me for our anniversary because my dvd player wouldn't read the movie we rented. just because it was there. i also smashed the dvd player and broke the disc in half while she was cryin for me to stop.

i've probably gone through 10-12 cell phones in the past couple years because of rage moments. lakers get blown out by celtics in the finals. goodbye phone/remote and tv screen. wings lose in overtime and get eliminated from the playoffs, goodbye cellphone.

i was washing dishes the other day, and a fork poked me underneath the fingernail and it fucking hurt. me being an asshole, i grabbed the first thing my hand could reach, coffee mug and whipped it at the microwave. glass everywhere, but the microwave still works.

my old bedroom has countless holes in the wall and the door has been replaced quite a few times because of me being an idiot. it is always small things that set me off. stub my toe, o.t goal, internet connection, dvd player, etc. stupid things. but i can't help it. if i dont react violently, i become like...emotionally unstable for a few days. it sucks.

i eventually had to move out of my moms because of it. i thought having my own stuff might help, but it sure doesnt.

ah well.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Before I go with that incident, I am one afflicted with perfectionism spaz fits.

I think the word you're looking for is "immaturity", possibly "meatheadedness".
 

Torre82

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I've broken a few controllers in my life.. but geez, I feel cleaner than a rabbi's sheets compared to you two. My rage is directed towards items of a TRIVIAL nature. Not cell phones or entertainment devices which serve me perfectly well. Even at my worst, I'll take the offending disc or malfunctioning item and carefully.. slowly string it up outside before pointing my BB *** at it and procede to semi-auto it to friggin' death. Before I take the first shot I'm usually defused. Wreckless anger is so costly...
 

Wainkerr99

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If I might make a suggestion, not to appear preachy, I mean I don't want to offend. I just quickly want to say - if you don't mind...seriously though: it is easier to go off. (Although your going off must be in a class of its own). :mad: :scream:

What is not easy is to thump the wall - I don't want to damage my head or hair any more - then go out for a walk. Get out. Just around the block. Air. Breathing.

Sounds easy but it can become a habit. Just stomp through the house gnarling if you have to. The rage will subside.

Let your first deterrent be a jail cell. Seriously. I can almost guarantee that someone will get hurt if'n you don't take control. I don't know how the laws against ***** work in the U.S.A., but I am used to a whole lot of guys spending the night or a week or two in chookie because of verbal *****, or even because of a fed up girlfriend/wife.

I would really recommend just breaking free from your environment for a moment, rather than breaking the environment.

Guys do get angry. It is a defense. Getting angry is normal, but man's wrath does not accomplish anything or make the thing better.

Stop taking the whole world's problems onto your shoulders.

:hatsoff:
 
go to youtube, type in "freakout" and laugh at people going off in offices, airports etc.
 
".....Jeremy Roenick scored on me with 2 seconds left."


Oh man, do I sympathize. NHL 2001......Stanley Cup playoffs.......Game 7......same bullshit. Playstation and the controller and the game all bit the dust that night.

I feel for ya.....I do. I get ENRAGED when things that are supposed to work, do not. I can actually feel my ***** pressure rise, my heart rate increase, my fists clench........

Luckily, I've only had a couple of incidents so far that involved other people, and to be fair to me, they deserved what they got. Well, all but one anyway.

I've tried counting. I've tried deep breaths. I've tried removing myself from the situation. Nothing works when I get seriously frustrated/pissed off. I'm gonna blow.....and you know what? I always feel a lot better.

Yeah, I have a temper. But like I said, it has only gotten me into trouble sparingly. I don't go looking for fights or things to **** me off so I can rage and feel better. I just have no fucking patience for things that are supposed to do one thing, and do another.

MLB The Show 09 is the latest culprit in a long list of offending parties. This time though, I'd only owned the game for about a week, so just the case got smashed into tiny bits.....the game and the PS3 are still in perfect order.

But I swear to fucking God.......if Brandon Webb throws one more goddamn no hitter against me, there will be a living room in complete disarray.
 
".....Jeremy Roenick scored on me with 2 seconds left."


Oh man, do I sympathize. NHL 2001......Stanley Cup playoffs.......Game 7......same bullshit. Playstation and the controller and the game all bit the dust that night.

I feel for ya.....I do. I get ENRAGED when things that are supposed to work, do not. I can actually feel my ***** pressure rise, my heart rate increase, my fists clench........

Luckily, I've only had a couple of incidents so far that involved other people, and to be fair to me, they deserved what they got. Well, all but one anyway.

I've tried counting. I've tried deep breaths. I've tried removing myself from the situation. Nothing works when I get seriously frustrated/pissed off. I'm gonna blow.....and you know what? I always feel a lot better.

Yeah, I have a temper. But like I said, it has only gotten me into trouble sparingly. I don't go looking for fights or things to **** me off so I can rage and feel better. I just have no fucking patience for things that are supposed to do one thing, and do another.

MLB The Show 09 is the latest culprit in a long list of offending parties. This time though, I'd only owned the game for about a week, so just the case got smashed into tiny bits.....the game and the PS3 are still in perfect order.

But I swear to fucking God.......if Brandon Webb throws one more goddamn no hitter against me, there will be a living room in complete disarray.

:rofl:that's what I like to hear man...hahahaha...Brandon fucking Webb!!
 
:rofl:that's what I like to hear man...hahahaha...Brandon fucking Webb!!

He's a *** of a bitch. I finally beat him. Well, not him exactly.

Remember my threat of total living room destruction? It nearly came to pass......he held me scoreless through 7.......I got to the bullpen, and won in 12th. 3-1.

Everything was almost obliterated. Almost. I was eyeing up the order......the first to go......next....

Glad it didn't come to be that way. :D
 
He's a *** of a bitch. I finally beat him. Well, not him exactly.

Remember my threat of total living room destruction? It nearly came to pass......he held me scoreless through 7.......I got to the bullpen, and won in 12th. 3-1.

Everything was almost obliterated. Almost. I was eyeing up the order......the first to go......next....

Glad it didn't come to be that way. :D

Oh gawd that must be frustrating. I've been tempted to grab the MLB and give it a whirl(haven't played a baseball vid since original Playstation) I'm afraid of games like that where there's so many opportunities for the computer to completely screw you. It bad enough with retard passes back to the point instead of the slot where I intended, and the late or no activation problem still plagues these newest games, but I fear that baseball would really screw me over for some reason.

On a side note, a gameplay story you gotta hear about being screwed.

Me and my best mate grew up playing vids competitively from Double Dribble, Blades of Steel and along through the EA NHL years.

It was during one session that our relationship of gaming came to a halt. The game was tied, and I picked up the puck in my zone and Pavel Bure had 7 seconds to make the blueline where I'd do the classic and trusty push down five-hole slapshot. I screamed out "Bure with the puck, no one in his way!!! My buddy yells "if he fuckin scores we're never playing again!!

Unfortunately I scored. And most enraging to my opponent the clock read 00:00 at the time of scoring. He went on a tirade and said "you fuckin play this thing so much the computer knows it's you...this is bullshit!...fuckin thing is rigged!"

I would regret scoring that goal and it's just been a few years now since the ban on competitive play was lifted and we began gaming again. I make sure to let him score now and again and give him some satisfaction, but that's my little secret as a complete dominatrix of he
 
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