Space Raptor Butt Invasion tops the list of Hugo nominees

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://vancouversun.com/entertainme...-prize-could-go-to-space-raptor-butt-invasion
http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-hugos-puppies-20160427-snap-htmlstory.html
http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2016...l&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

What a masterful bit of trolling. If there are any Sad Puppies/Bad Puppies members present I would to enshrine them in the Freeones Troll Hall of Fame.

 

[sean miguel]

that's why we can't have nice things.

George R.R. Martin would be rolling in his grave.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Oh, he knows about it and is disgusted. Which makes me laugh even harder.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I believe he's trying to outrun a serial raptor butt rapist.

 

[Rane1071]

That's got to be the best name for a book/movie ever, even if it does sound like a gay Godzilla porno. The "Space Raptor" part just gets you hooked right away.

There's trollin' and then there's Trolling with a capital T. Well done indeed. It's right up there with that guy who took the Kim Kardashian sucking cock banner to a Kanye West performance. A tad more subtle type of trolling though. (lol)

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I think it sounds like either a really good punk band or a really bad punk band.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It's awesome, awesome I tells ya, that if you start typing "space raptor" in the google search, it automatically fills in "butt invasion."

Them guys at reddit are having a good time with this, too.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4gptv8/i_am_dr_chuck_tingle_2016_hugo_awards_nominee_for/

The question and answer segment is purty good.

Dr Tingle, how would you recommend warming up for horseplay with my hardest buds (NAMES OF MARK AND ANDY)? Any lotions you recommend?

yes best way to WARM up with a couple of handsome buds (just a guys day nothing more) is to UNDERSTAND that love is real first and foremost. then maybe get in a cirlce and show you are HOT-TO-TROT around the living room, this is a fun way to get things started at a party of buckaroos who are looking for some horseplay (maybe more)

Excellent advice, Dr Tingle, I shall cherish it.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/20/12551696/2016-hugo-awards-nk-jemisin-fifth-season-science-fiction

Welp, the cowardly humorless dicks at the Hugo awards gave no credence to the will of the people and called a couple no-awards instead of honoring the glorious work of Chuck Tingle. I hope next year they come up with something even more offensive to their delicate sensibilities.

 

[Rane1071]

I think it sounds like either a really good punk band or a really bad punk band.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/20/12551696/2016-hugo-awards-nk-jemisin-fifth-season-science-fiction

Welp, the cowardly humorless dicks at the Hugo awards gave no credence to the will of the people and called a couple no-awards instead of honoring the glorious work of Chuck Tingle. I hope next year they come up with something even more offensive to their delicate sensibilities.

"Chuck Tingle" is a goddamned American Treasure.