So what's the dumbest shit you've heard today?

I'm flicking through the video's on youtube when I find this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ENEH8d974&feature=related

Now, I would say I'm quite open to new ideas. If someone has a conspiracy theory I listen to what they have to say but mostly I tend not to believe it because they are usually far to "out there" than whats actually possible. But if it allows a person to sleep soundly at night than who am I to judge?

But, there is a limit to how much a person can take in before one asks, are you fucking serious? I'm sure most of us know who David Icke is, and I believed he was the only person who believed this crap, but no, it seem's to have diffused out into the general populace and there is now a fair minority of people who are taking this idea on baord.

What is the idea you might ask? Well, that video gives you a general idea of what it is, but I'll give you an overview.

The world is not controlled by people, but by some form of reptilian race that is either alien or from under the earths surface. And they have a special piece of hollographic technology that allows them to weild their power unnoticed. And this video is somehow proof to that the reptilians (I'm laughing as I write this) fired a missile into the World Trads Centre and made it look - with the use of this technology - like a plane hitting into it. And that the way the towers fell is rock solid proof that no tower fell it was all an illusion :rolleyes:.

Here's a slow motion video,it gives you more "proof":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5NNh6WnVZo&feature=related

But thats not all dear reader no, no, because the reptilians are not just a race that can control us by making us think that some Arab guys flew planes into the world trade centre, when it was actually a couple missiles they control .... oh no, they are among us also. You dont believe me?

Here's some proof:
Old Barbara
Some reporter guy
....... and Michael Chertoff

What I have just shown you is conclusive evidence that our masters are not our peers, but reptilian shapeshifters who use their technology to their advantage to enslave us all. Just like the Illuminati .... but with aliens, or lizards or whatever. :dunno:

I would think we need, the formost expert's view on the subject. Here is a short overview of why the reptilians are here:

According to writer David Icke, 7-foot (2.1 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the star system Alpha Draconis are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at humanity. He claims that the reptilians maintain their control through the generation of fear and negative emotion, which is food to these entities, by manufacturing conflicts, primarily wars. He contends that most of the world's leaders are in fact related to these reptilians. Icke's theories now have supporters in 47 countries and he frequently gives lectures to crowds of 2500 or more

I got it from wikipedia but its basically the same thing on his website. Here it is if you want a good laugh: http://www.davidicke.com/content/category/6/27/43/

Firstly I would like to make it clear that this "theory" is extremely disrespectful to those that died on 9/11. And to even believe that there was no one even there because a smoke cloud didnt form correctly is moronic.

Would anyone like to give me a reason why people would even go this far out and believe this? I get The Mason's and The Illuminati because they are secret societies and people are always afraid of what they do not know, but Reptilians? Is a belief that the Masons control the world the same as the belief that the reptilians control the world? No, not in the slightest in my opinion, yes both theories are bullshit, but arent the Mason's and the Illuminati enough?


I'm sure the people who believe this stuff are nice people, but to quote South Park, they are retarded! There is no two ways about it.

Apologiese to any of you out there in FreeOnes land who are retarded :hatsoff:


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There needn't be any explanation, I get it, I'm just giving my fellow FreeOnes members a little laugh, because when I saw this earlier today I sure did. This is a gift from me to you, I hope you enjoy it. :1orglaugh
 
My original post was:
Coworker: Hey your back!
Me: No I'm just a fiction of your imagination. Stupid asshole!

But after this shit I'll apologize to him tomorrow.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Oh dear god! Planet x is coming, New world order is almost here. Break out the tinfoil helmets. :)
 
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GabberMan

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I'm sorry to disagree with you blue, but being retarded doesn't come even close to explaining why anyone would believe any of that. I believe we need to come up with a whole new classification for these imbeciles. Maybe an acronym B.D.I.F (Brain Dead Idiot F**k) but that doesn't roll off the tongue easily so all suggestions welcome.
 
I'm sorry to disagree with you blue, but being retarded doesn't come even close to explaining why anyone would believe any of that. I believe we need to come up with a whole new classification for these imbeciles. Maybe an acronym B.D.I.F (Brain Dead Idiot F**k) but that doesn't roll off the tongue easily so all suggestions welcome.

Well, I was trying to be slightly more civil about it, but I guess your suggestion is better. :D :hatsoff:
 
I'm sorry to disagree with you blue, but being retarded doesn't come even close to explaining why anyone would believe any of that. I believe we need to come up with a whole new classification for these imbeciles. Maybe an acronym B.D.I.F (Brain Dead Idiot F**k) but that doesn't roll off the tongue easily so all suggestions welcome.

might be a tad on the harsh side.
 

Torre82

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Inbetween apartments, in hotel room, with Forrest Gump tier IQ rooommate:
*she starts cleaning up, because she woke up at 12:30 afternoon, passive aggressive comments abound about anything left out? We shall see*
*notices a cup on a counter*
"I'm going to throw this away, okay? We cant get bugs.

"I need that cup. (There are no bugs, here, btw)
"No you dont. But I'll empty it out, cause I cant leave anything sitting out."
Alright, so pour it out. (Into the toilet, cuz no insinkerator/sink disposal in a hotel)
*she pours it into the trashcan*
Wait, are you going to throw the trash away?
"No"
... but you said you cant leave anything sitting out. There isnt a garbage disposal in the sink, so use the toilet.
"We cant put that down the toilet, itll clog."
.... (This is a few strands of ramen noodle, THE FUCK are you talking about)
Soo.. you are moving it out of the cup on the counter, (still warm) into the trashcan. From one 'setting out, in open air, ready to be infested by these non existing bugs' to another. And the toilet is... *flabbergasted* A TOILET! It takes bigger 'loads' than a few noodles!

*she doesnt get it*
*she really, truly doesnt get it*
*deer in headlights tier of incomprehension*
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Today? Well, I haven't talked to anybody (yet) today... which I'm pretty happy about. :)

Check back with me on Monday.
 
I saw a stupid POS on an interstate with a 65MPH speed limit doing < 55 MPH in the right lane, OBVIOUSLY TEXTING ON HIS PHONE, which was up against his steering wheel. Does that count?
 
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