So long, farwell, see you on the other side!

[Petra]

Well, guys here it is. I never imagined the day I'd have to write my goodbye as Cult Mother to FreeOnes, but here it is.

After almost 8 years (it would have been 8 in July), it's come time for me to move on, up, and out of FreeOnes to other things. It's sad, but there's tons of good things happening and I'm NOT leaving the industry. So, like Roald, you may see me around here from time to time if FreeOnes lets me. After all, I do need to try to earn the next Troll of the Year award and I wouldn't have means to cheat.

And, yes, this sadly means an end to the string of Miss FreeOnes contests (for now, never say never for the future).

So, from horrid garden furniture to cum covered coke cans, here's a bit of a reminder about what I brought to FreeOnes...


I had meant to show what happened to our party tent, but I got flak for my 1970s looking lawn chair...

The first picture of Anders on the FreeOnes board...

When Anders jizzed on my coke...

When I teased you with my picture...

And finally, what I've managed to hold out on for almost 8 years...my actual, real picture.

 

[Chopper3000]

Cheers girl.

 

[Christa]

Good Luck girl Christa xoxo

 

[Deepcover]

Guess that means I can start by campaigning as the next FO cult leader..."Vote for DC...who's been a proud member since 2010...who will excel in bringing real leadership, pornographic liberty, hope and change...who will fight for OCSM rights so they will not fear of being bullied and will also fight hard to ban the rep police in violating members their rep rights to other FO members...So everyone I ask you...if this is the future you see in DC and ultimately believe for the better cause of FO...You better vote...vote for real pornographic progress cause it's all about sexual progress and change...So vote now!" Paid by the Imaginary Canadian Association Funders Fam :dunno:

Been watching to many political ads lately

 

[Maggie Green]

We will miss you SO much! Thanks for all that you have done, I have truly enjoyed getting to know you over the past however many years that I have been around. Can't wait to see what you're up to next!!

 

[larss]

Best of luck in your future endeavours. We will miss you.

Probably.
:wave:

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

The shit Petra does for an April Fool's joke. I'm waiting for her to shove a cake in my face and tell me its a big elaborate joke.

 

[Rey C.]

Alright, I never figured out if Higgins was really Robin Masters. But you were Sam Fisher... amirite or amirite?!

Seriously, you've always been a good sport. You'll be missed. So best of luck in whatever you do going forward.

 

[Petra]

Alright, I never figured out if Higgins was really Robin Masters. But you were Sam Fisher... amirite or amirite?!

Seriously, you've always been a good sport. You'll be missed. So best of luck in whatever you do going forward.

No, I was BaconSalt. ;-)

 

[Supafly]

Does this mean "Petraismyqueen" will now become "Queen"???

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Does this mean "Petraismyqueen" will now become "Queen"???

I got dibbs on that one.

 

[Supafly]

I got dibbs on that one.

He is still busy with that Mary Jane

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

He is still busy with that Mary Jane

Crikey, that's a lot of wacky tobaccy.

 

[MissHybrid]

That is sad news indeed. May I wish you the best of luck in everything you do and can't wait to see where you spring up!

Does your new boss know what a handful you are?

Who will be your successor? Without Roald and now you, who will have the hand on the rudder, or are you taking the rudder with you?

Miss Hybrid

 

[Petra]

That is sad news indeed. May I wish you the best of luck in everything you do and can't wait to see where you spring up!

Does your new boss know what a handful you are?

Who will be your successor? Without Roald and now you, who will have the hand on the rudder, or are you taking the rudder with you?

Miss Hybrid

Post the one with you pulling on my laces! ;-)

And I'm taking that fucking rudder as a trophy for all that I had to endure the past 8 years!

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Post the one with you pulling on my laces! ;-)

And I'm taking that fucking rudder as a trophy for all that I had to endure the past 8 years!

I'm touching my rudder as we speak.

 

[Jagger69]

Best of luck to you as you begin the next chapter of your life, Petra! :thumbsup:

 

[Johan]

Thanks for all you brought to FreeOnes (which is far more than what you reminded us about), wish you all the best for whatever comes next for you and don't forget you'll always be welcomed here.

 

[MissHybrid]

Post the one with you pulling on my laces! ;-)

And I'm taking that fucking rudder as a trophy for all that I had to endure the past 8 years!

All laced up!

 

[Harpsman]

Good luck!☺