So it turns out Sex Aholics Anonymous is a BAD place to pick up chicks....

[Born2Jizz]

So somehow I got it in my head that SAA meeting should be a great place for an easy pickup. WRONG. There were 2 women in a room full of about 25 men all of whom looked to be over 40. So I look at chick number 1, right? On a nice day she's a 3 out of 10. So I turn to chick number 2, who's sitting to my right. 2.3 out of 10 and I'm being GENEROUS seeing as how she had a zit mustache on her upper lip. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here and NOT saying it was oral herpes. What's worse is everybody there was all serious and trying to recover from their "sexual addictions" (I call it being a MAN), so in order to maintain my guise as a troubled addict, I had to play along and pretend that I was trying to "heal". UGH. Take it from me, not the best idea for easy sex...