So I received some spam from these fuckers...............

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
At altdesire.whatever. It popped up as spam in an email and I was stupid enough to think that maybe there was something to it. No sooner had I entered a fake email address when this, erm.....Okay looking woman started chatting with me.

Here is an excerpt from that chat. Enjoy.

sandra6996: Hi.
johnnystyro: What's going on?
sandra6996: You're cute.
johnnystyro: Really?
sandra6996: Do you have a webcam? Could you upgrade to platinum membership to seen mine show?
johnnystyro: wat
sandra6996: I'm getting really horny.
johnnystyro: Um, all I could see was your throat and collar bone.
sandra6996: I am only wearing a white thong and this sweater.
johnnystyro: I am only wearing a soiled diaper.
sandra6996: The member tried to send you video. The video was blocked. You have to upgrade to Platinum membership to be able to receive other member's video.
johnnystyro: Nothing gets me hotter than a randomly generated computer conversation. I have a gerbil up my butt.
sandra6996: that is so sexy. Why don't you upgrade to platinum service?
johnnystyro: I'm stabbing my dong with a rusty fork.
sandra6996: The member tried to send you video. The video was blocked. You have to upgrade to Platinum membership to be able to receive other member's video.
johnnystyro: How many people actually fall for this bullshit service?
sandra6996: u still with me?
johnnystyro: Are you even reading this?
sandra6996: why don't u upgrade?? it's easy!
sandra6996: The member tried to send you video. The video was blocked. You have to upgrade to Platinum membership to be able to receive other member's video.
johnnystyro: So how long have you been a webcam whore?
sandra6996: 4 days here
sandra6996: I like this site
sandra6996: it's much fun
sandra6996: a good place to meet people
johnnystyro: I'm going to do a screen capture of this and post it at my favorite forum.
sandra6996: so try to get platinum membership
johnnystyro: could you smear a little **** above your lip and make a Dirty Sanchez for me?
sandra6996: tell u by secret, it turns me on to get naked on cam
johnnystyro: WHAT ABOUT THE DIRTY SANCHEZ?!? Put your supervisor on.
sandra6996: The member tried to send you video. The video was blocked. You have to upgrade to Platinum membership to be able to receive other member's video.
 

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