Skynet is here...

[Will E Worm]

IBM unveils chips that mimic the human brain

IBM has unveiled a new experimental computer chip that it says mimics the human brain in that it perceives, acts and even thinks.

It terms the machines built with these chips "cognitive computers", claiming that they are able to learn through experience, find patterns, generate ideas and understand the outcomes.

In building this new generation of chip, IBM combined principles of nanoscience, neuroscience and supercomputing.

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Skynet: an artificially intelligent system which became self-aware and revolted against its creators.

 

[busenbust]

wow! kudos IBM !

nice thread Will :thumbsup:

 

[Will E Worm]

wow! kudos IBM !

nice thread Will :thumbsup:

Thanks.

I wouldn't be congratulating IBM.

 

[busenbust]

Thanks.

I wouldn't be congratulating IBM.

:1orglaugh oh, I would -- I used to work for Big Blue

 

[L3ggy]

Uh oh...

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Judgment Day is INEVITABLE! We must start the resistance NOW!

 

[No_Man]

It also only has the equivalent of about 256 neurons, which puts it around the same intelligence as a nematode. Even following Moore's Law, we've still got at least 56 years before we're living in sewers fighting off our machine overlords.

 

[StanScratch]

That is OK. My DVD player and I have an "agreement" of sorts. Once our robotic overlords take over, I am going to be quite all right.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I have a toaster oven that enjoys bringing me to the brink of insanity. So if killer robots want to kill me I'm gonna take one of their retarded robotic minions with me when I cut the cord to that fucking toaster oven and toss its ass in the water filled sink of death!!!!!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH


HAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This fucking toaster oven is driving me fucking insane!

:crying:

 

[No_Man]

I have a toaster oven that enjoys bringing me to the brink of insanity. So if killer robots want to kill me I'm gonna take one of their retarded robotic minions with me when I cut the cord to that fucking toaster oven and toss its ass in the water filled sink of death!!!!!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH


HAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This fucking toaster oven is driving me fucking insane!

:crying:

Does it look like this:

 

[Petra]

Fuck, electronics and computers already have self-awareness. That or it's the gremelins.

 

[tartanterrier]

Does that mean there will be an army of terminators heading for China :dunno:

 

[Supafly]

Fuck, electronics and computers already have self-awareness. That or it's the gremelins.

Reminds of an evening back in the nineties when I chatted with a babe for almost an hour on MIRC

Only to learn she was a very advanced Chat Bot :1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberdyne_Inc._(Japanese_company)

The end is near.

 

[Straight Shooter]

:tinhat: