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The worst time and place you had to take a dump. :uohs:
No, seriously, did it come on after the cops arrested you for a dui and there you were, locked up in a ''***** tank" with 30 strange people in varying degrees of ************, two of which lay face down on the concrete floor in their own upchuck... did you just hold it for 14 hours or . . .:dunno:
Or : Was it at school just minutes before a final exam when you know that there's no t-p in any of the bathrooms, much less stall doors (?)
Was it at a concert or racing event etc. when you were with a relatively new girlfriend.... and you just DIDN'T want to leave her alone under any circumstances ? :crash:
At your g/f's parents house as a dinner guest after meeting them for the first time (?) :o
Minutes after departing port, traveling out in a choppy sea en route to a 6 - 8 hour fishing trip on a "six pack" sized boat (?)
Do Tell :bigear:
~Just lite stuff for a change~
No, seriously, did it come on after the cops arrested you for a dui and there you were, locked up in a ''***** tank" with 30 strange people in varying degrees of ************, two of which lay face down on the concrete floor in their own upchuck... did you just hold it for 14 hours or . . .:dunno:
Or : Was it at school just minutes before a final exam when you know that there's no t-p in any of the bathrooms, much less stall doors (?)
Was it at a concert or racing event etc. when you were with a relatively new girlfriend.... and you just DIDN'T want to leave her alone under any circumstances ? :crash:
At your g/f's parents house as a dinner guest after meeting them for the first time (?) :o
Minutes after departing port, traveling out in a choppy sea en route to a 6 - 8 hour fishing trip on a "six pack" sized boat (?)
Do Tell :bigear:
~Just lite stuff for a change~