Signs you're getting old(er)

[sean miguel]

My observations as I'm nearing a milestone:

It takes me longer to get out of bed in the morning.

I'm more sore after lifting and it takes me longer to recover.

I don't hear my bones creak but it sure feels like they do sometimes.

Call of Duty multiplayer no longer interests me.

Marie Osmond is looking more appealing in those Nutrisystem commercials. GILF.

Instead of doing something impulsively I go over the ramifications first (usually).

 

[Scancunt42]

you can only fit your cock in a pussy,not your entire body :nanner:

 

[MustBeGood]

When your 11 year old daughter can beat you in H-O-R-S-E hitting 15+ feet long shots that you brick.

 

[Ovidius]

I am beginning to fully understand the stupidity of young people.

Thank God I was never like that.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Marie Osmond is looking more appealing in those Nutrisystem commercials. GILF.

Yep. That's better porno than the stuff forced on us here. That old gal keeps looking better in every commercial too. She's sly showing off her ass in that mirror luring us in with her infomercial hands.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Instead of doing something impulsively I go over the ramifications first (usually).

Oh, you mean like eating an entire jar of Picante Sauce? :rofl:

Anyway ... for sure, your taste in movies changes. Certain movies and types of movies that you thought or would have thought were hilarious way back when ... now seem stupid. My younger brother had brought me some VHS Tapes. Some of the comedies I didn't even attempt to watch. I just knew that NOW they weren't my type even though I'm sure years back I would have been ROFLMAO at that type of movie.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I look at 18-20 year old girls in the pub and am not remotely sexually interested in them because they look like they should still be in school.

That's depressing.

 

[BusterLoads]

I look at 18-20 year old girls in the pub and am not remotely sexually interested in them because they look like they should still be in school.

I used be like this starting from my mid 20's to an extent. Physically they were hot, but I was never interested in what girls my age had to say. I was always into older women.

 

[luis1972]

less cum...

 

[Xombie3000]

When you start second guessing chowing down Taco Bell at one in the morning.

Come to think of it, questioning Taco Bell at 1am is a good thing for any age...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Glad none of us fellas became 43 and decided our real passion in life was to become serial killers.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Glad none of us fellas became 43 and decided our real passion in life was to become serial killers.

Speak for yourself. I'm stalking circus clowns right now.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Speak for yourself. I'm stalking circus clowns right now.

Make sure the clowns aren't running their own counter-surveillance. Some might be dangerous drifters trying to mask their darkness. Godspeed avoiding the seltzer bottle of doom.

 

[BusterLoads]

This one is my favorite.

 

[D-rock]

You think most music made today sucks ass compared to the music made decades ago.

(In mine and others' defense it really does suck.)

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

God, I hope they're not counter-surveiling me. I don't want anyone getting pictures of me putting Just For Men on my ball hair.

 

[bobjustbob]

That grunting sound we make when getting up from a chair.

 

[Captaingault]

I look at 18-20 year old girls in the pub and am not remotely sexually interested in them because they look like they should still be in school.

That's depressing.

And in porn also, you search the girl's age to see if she is close to yours.

 

[too fast]

FUCK!!!! Why are you guys right?

 

[zell]

I am beginning to fully understand the stupidity of young people.

Thank God I was never like that.

Man is this ever true.I'll add that it seems like there are more and more stupid teens and twenty-somethings that have no idea how to do anything for themselves.

When you start second guessing chowing down Taco Bell at one in the morning.

Come to think of it, questioning Taco Bell at 1am is a good thing for any age...

More like,questioning Taco Bell at any time of day is a good thing.I would feed that crap to my dog,if I even had one.

You think most music made today sucks ass compared to the music made decades ago.

(In mine and others' defense it really does suck.)

I don't think music made today suck,I KNOW it sucks.It also sucks when old Nirvana,Pearl Jam,and RHCP are played on the "Classic Rock" station.