Sidewinder Tits?

[BritneySwallows]

Has anyone ever done a thread on "Sidewinder Tits" (yep I thought of that name myself). I find those pics fascinating, but they're hard to find. Basically the rule is simple, the camera is looking directly at the girl's spine/back but you can still see either one breast (mono) or both breasts left and right (stereo sidewinder). I've got a bunch of monos of myself, but I still haven't shot a decent stereo-sw pic. Maybe my boobs are too close together or something, I don't think they're too small. I gotta try using my elbows to push the breasts to the sides in my next shoot, maybe that'll do the trick. Until I come up with my own, please share your sidewinder pics if you got any, that'd be really cool. I'd love to do a sidewinder pictorial on my blog one of these days, I think those pics are totally underrated considering how erotic they can be.

 

[squallumz]

Has anyone ever done a thread on "Sidewinder Tits" (yep I thought of that name myself). I find those pics fascinating, but they're hard to find. Basically the rule is simple, the camera is looking directly at the girl's spine/back but you can still see either one breast (mono) or both breasts left and right (stereo sidewinder). I've got a bunch of monos of myself, but I still haven't shot a decent stereo-sw pic. Maybe my boobs are too close together or something, I don't think they're too small. I gotta try using my elbows to push the breasts to the sides in my next shoot, maybe that'll do the trick. Until I come up with my own, please share your sidewinder pics if you got any, that'd be really cool. I'd love to do a sidewinder pictorial on my blog one of these days, I think those pics are totally underrated considering how erotic they can be.

i was like WTF are sidewinder tits?! it all makes sense now.

again, i totally know what u mean. there is an unspoken great level of hotness to this, i was just thinking that last night. youre boobs arent too close together, they are fine. well, perfect actually. ill poke around to see if i could find something for reference but you know whats up already.

 

[BritneySwallows]

there is an unspoken great level of hotness to this,...

Seems like we're on the same wavelength, I couldn't have said it better *lol*

your boobs aren't too close together, they are fine

Phew, a little re-assurance feels good. In my line of work you have to be constantly worried about your own level of hotness. The competition isn't sleeping. I hate it when other models can do stuff that I can't. Like those bendy girls who can put their feet behind their necks and still manage to do two guys. There's a long list of things I wish I had (physically) or wish I could do

Looking forward to seeing what you guys can come up with. The sidewinder tits pics I mean. I only have like 3 or so images on my harddrive.

 

[Big P13]

I've always had a fascination with these shots, myself, as well.

 

[gtmoron]

Now these shots have a name! I think Veronica Zemanova should be the the official model for the sidewinder tit shots.
http://www.truersex.com/thumbniche/twistys/veronica/veronicazemanovapool045.jpg
http://www.scottypics.com/Veronica-Zemanova-gallery/veronicazemanovacrossbowcave049.jpg
http://www3.pornhive.com/free_zone/beaver/jan01/01-jan_b/pic11.jpg

 

[squallumz]

Seems like we're on the same wavelength, I couldn't have said it better *lol*


Phew, a little re-assurance feels good. In my line of work you have to be constantly worried about your own level of hotness. The competition isn't sleeping. I hate it when other models can do stuff that I can't. Like those bendy girls who can put their feet behind their necks and still manage to do two guys. There's a long list of things I wish I had (physically) or wish I could do

reassurance is priceless in the model world. i totally understand. seriously and without any .. favourtism (for lack of a better word) you are jaw dropping gorgeous. im so serious. as far as looks go, youre on my list of top 5 awe inspiring, worlds most beautiful women. i swear to god. and unlike a lot of other models, you have a personality to match. no mater who comes out of the woodwork or who gets boob jobs, contorts, whatever, you are soooooooooo one of a kind.

 

[DOA82]

Im not a big fan of the cum swallowing and hardcore stuff britney does, but she is an attractive woman none the less, are there any simple posing galleries out there?

 

[Stevie]

i was like WTF are sidewinder tits?! it all makes sense now.

Ditto. Was a head-scratcher at first. :1orglaugh

 

[efeezy]

There's a saying..that if a womans breasts are big enough to see them from behind...THEN MARRY HER!

 

[psupensfan]

Ms. Swallows,
As soon as I saw your thread, I immediately thought of an amazing pictorial years ago of a Playboy Centerfold named Petra Verkaik. I distinctly remembered a couple amazing pictures of what you are talking about and I remember them being quite a turn on. Here they are! I hope you enjoy them as much as I did and still do!:nanner:
Here is 1 of the 2 pictures from behind...


Here is the website with all her pictures!
http://www.a-tribute-to.com/galleries/12/petra_verkaik89/gallery.php
Enjoy!!

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[alexios]

Wow!! I'm a fan of sidewinder tits and I didn't even know it?!!?! :eek:

 

[BritneySwallows]

Ms. Swallows,
As soon as I saw your thread, I immediately thought of an amazing pictorial years ago of a Playboy Centerfold named Petra Verkaik. http://www.a-tribute-to.com/galleries/12/petra_verkaik89/gallery.php

Two excellent stereo-sidewinder pics. Great find and thanks for sharing!

 

[BritneySwallows]

Wow!! I'm a fan of sidewinder tits and I didn't even know it?!!?! :eek:

See, that's exactly why I started this thread. Just because nobody thought of a name for those shots doesn't mean people haven't noticed them. I had a feeling I wasn't the only one who thought those pics were erotic. I guess people who like to see both butts and big breasts in one pic must love them.

Here's another one I think is really sexy:

 

[first_night]

a good one.

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[dave_rhino]

Hot photos.

But the name sidewinder... Sounds kinda bad to me :1orglaugh

 

[bodie54]

lol @ mono and stereo

Here's another one I think is really sexy:

Yes. Karina has a great body for those shots.

Here's a pretty respectable mono----

[img=http://img31.imagevenue.com/loc198/th_70097_veronicaz_123_198lo.jpg]

 

[BritneySwallows]

Here's a pretty respectable mono----
[img=http://img31.imagevenue.com/loc198/th_70097_veronicaz_123_198lo.jpg]

Respectable indeed. Monos are so much easier to find (and shoot) but this one's great. Looks like Veronica Zemanova owns the niche :1orglaugh

 

[bodie54]

^

Hmmmm....

I'm thinking you'd have a legitimate case against her owning it considering you officially named it lol

But even if she does own it she doesn't post here....sooooo....

Gentleman of Freeones - I believe the time has come for us to stage a mass coup de tat unseating VZ from this niche in favor of Britney!

Who will be manly enough to join me in this noble venture?! [he says while donning a pirate outfit complete with eyepatch and defiantly swinging a plastic saber in the direction of VZ's thread....]

 

[Member2019]

Yes and no ...

Has anyone ever done a thread on "Sidewinder Tits" (yep I thought of that name myself).
I find those pics fascinating, but they're hard to find.

A major difficult has to do with the fact that women can't be fuller or hourglass.
If their body is wider or has a hourglass, the width of the chest tends to prevent most of the breast from "hanging out."
Here's one of Michelle Bond (who has a very similar hourglass to yours) from my blog that shows how her upper hourglass interferes with this:
http://www.adultxposure.com/profv/2893/Since+when+did+"fat"+women+include+hourglass+women?.html

So most thinner women, with less curves but who are still somewhat busty (possibly enhanced), are the ones that come out best in this shot.
Frankly, I find women who have a hourglass much, much hotter -- from breast to bum -- even from behind.
Your dimples in your rear and unbelievably fanging frame drive me up-the-wall, and your breasts are just the right size and ampleness for it too.

Now there are some exceptions, a couple are my favorites too.
A very hourglass woman, with a wider frame but a very thin mid-section, who has very, very hanging busts may have breasts that "hanging down" and "outside" her mid-section.
Women like Chaz are such:
http://www.bigtitsfiles.com/alphabetical/chaz/chaz9.html

Again, in the end I "want it all"!
I want the perfect, rare hourglass with the slender form (wider is perfectly fine though) and then an ample bust for the frame (although some oversized, hanging breasts are fine, it all depends).
You deliver that more than the other photos here, but that's just me being my same, selfish, opinionated male pigness.

 

[Member2019]

Three (3) of Jana Defi (aka Maria Swan aka Princess)

Although Jana Defi is a fairly thinner, but still somewhat fuller (at least at the chest and rear) and hanging busty hourglass that does fit this as well ...

http://www.big-tit-babes.co.uk/wordpress/images/jana4/10.jpg
From this set: http://www.big-tit-babes.co.uk/?page_id=1005

http://www.polish-naturals.com/busty/594sdr/07.jpg
From this set: http://www.polish-naturals.com/busty/594sdr/28.htm

http://www.brabustermag.com/gallery/Swan-Files01/MariaSwan005.jpg
From this set: http://www.brabustermag.com/gallery/Busty-Maria-Swan.html

Not quite (although very close, with some dimples as well) the extremely fanging set of hips'n rear of many of my favorites (yours included), still a beautiful woman that does fit the shot while still having a hourglass and fuller bum overall and fitting my type of lover.