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[a fearsome grue]

I'm very curious about the male g-spot so I'm gonna get one of them Aneros butt things that's supposed to stimulate the prostate.

There are these things that you wrap around your dick and turn on a very small amount of electrical current that's supposed to make you cum.

Also, I'm gonna get a penis enlarger pump.

Any suggestions, comments, questions like "Mike, you use these things this way" or "don't use the penis pump - they're dangerous" or even, "you want to do what to your dick? Didn't you learn about Benjamin Franklin in school?!?"