Sex stats

[I<3balloonknots]

Are you a male or female?
How many people have you fucked?
Done oral sex on?
Gotten oral sex from?
Fingered their assholes?
licked their assholes?
Fucked in the ass?

My answers--
Are you a male or female (male)
How many people have you fucked? (21)
Done oral sex on (11)
Gotten oral sex from (5)
Fingered their assholes (6)
licked their assholes (3)
Fucked in the ass (2)

 

[DOA82]

Is this one of those not so subtle attempts to brag?

Im not impressed "playah".

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I highly doubt anyone on this board gives a shit how many assholes random posters have licked. Dudes don't really need or want to hear other guys sex stats- this isn't highschool.

 

[LukeEl]

Well this guy that started this thread gets the douchenozzel award today

 

[Metalmania]

My answers--
Are you a male or female (male)
How many people have you fucked? (21)
Done oral sex on (11)
Gotten oral sex from (5)
Fingered their assholes (6)
licked their assholes (3)
Fucked in the ass (2)

So, if you get the girl to the point where you are allowed to stick a finger in the old butt hole, then why didn't you put the rest in there as well?

And what's that with the low score on oral sex? What country are you from that girls like a finger in the ass better then giving head? I think all of my gf's and one nights have at least give me a blowjob once.... I can't really answer your questions, cause I didn't keep track on everything... but your answers do rise a lot of questions to me....

And what is that with the ass licking?? One girl likes your tongue on the ass, but didn't have the guts to give a blowjob in return? WTF dude?? And she didn't let you stick it in the brown eye too??

 

[gunslingingbird]

{Adds to post count}

 

[Shifty]

... I question the OP's backdoor experience - especially considering that his handle is I<3balloonknots.

Of the 21 people he (claims) to have been with:

Fingered their assholes (6) - not bad about a third
licked their assholes (3) - ouch! a significant decline
Fucked in the ass (2) - 10%

... based on these stats, the OP should think up a new handle. :2 cents:

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

 

[jod0565]

Do you mean you've been fucked in the ass twice?


Just askin'.

 

[domshooter]

Are you a male or female? male
How many people have you fucked? 8
Done oral sex on? all 8 chicks
Gotten oral sex from? all 8 chicks
Fingered their assholes? only one
licked their assholes? same, only the one
Fucked in the ass? tried, too tight. which is odd cause she was 15 years older than me at the time, so i figured it may have gotten some play, but it was so damn tight even with using lube i had to give up.

 

[BDwestcoast]

I need everybody's stats as well so I create a mock draft.

 

[biomech]

Where is that damned facepalm smilie now Freeones?
You can see we really need it. Please give us the smilie.:anonymous:

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Feel free to PM me if you would like this smilie.

 

[STDiva]

Where is turtle with his huge facepalm made of text???

 

[prof_porn]

I highly doubt anyone on this board gives a shit how many assholes random posters have licked. Dudes don't really need or want to hear other guys sex stats- this isn't highschool.

Out of curiosity, have you ever had your ass raided?
:wave2:

 

[turtle825]

where is turtle with his huge facepalm made of text???

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[Rey C.]

Feel free to PM me if you would like this smilie.

I'm following the lead of the Chinese now: I just steal from other people and claim it as my own. Sorry, but that's just how I roll now. Free trade 4ever!

Good one! Now I'll license it to FreeOnes for $1/post.

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Are you a male or female (Hermaphrodite)
How many people have you fucked? (10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,006)
Done oral sex on (9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,998,)
Gotten oral sex from (do pets count?)
Fingered their assholes (restricted by court order from discussing)
licked their assholes (does my own count?)
Fucked in the ass (900,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,648)
I Am God!

 

[feller469]

having reached over 40 years of age, done 5 years of college and worked a number of jobs. I am sure I have forgotten more than a couple one-nighters. Due to that and the fact no one on this board really gives a fuck (pun intended) about my notches in the headboard, I will refrain from posting any numbers.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just one answer for all questions:

Andro Ry.

He can fill in the details.