Sex Positions...for the lonely

[b00mslug]

ummm....any one willing to try these out??

 

[mentalman]

interesting, I'll have to keep those in mind.

 

[hillhopper]

I'm gonna confess to the Mary Lou Retton as an embarrassment, but the wobbly dryer is part of my every day routine...not ashamed about that!

 

[Skyraider22]

Humm I have to give the old Alb Lincoln a try :hatsoff:

 

[tittenman]

Never come across any of those and never intend to either, funny though, bet there is someone on the board who has at least tried one (or all) of them!

 

[hillhopper]

Never come across any of those and never intend to either, funny though, bet there is someone on the board who has at least tried one (or all) of them!

I'm telling you straight out I love doing laundry! I purposefully unevened the legs on both the washer and dryer. I love to add tennis shoes to the dryer for a little extra 'kick'! And the spin cycle on the washer....well let's just say those gymnastic shaped machines that are all the rage (symba something) have nothing on my Maytag!

What's that mental affliction where you are in love with inanimate objects?

 

[sexdog121]

The golden girls one would be the most challenging

 

[feller469]

What's that mental affliction where you are in love with inanimate objects?

Sounds that terminal condition called "marriage"

 

[maildude]

Hmmm....what about the "King Kong?"

 

[Galactic]

:1orglaugh The Abe Lincoln?! :1orglaugh

 

[freeoneskutti]

hey.... i have tried wank like an egyptian......... is that normal?????.....
i thot it was ok....... am i like normal????
the post is hillarious!!...

 

[Xombie3000]

Did that one...did that one...did that one...did that one...did that one...