Sex on the highway: Norway.

Car sex = Great (while car is still) Car sex (while driving) = irresponsible, selfish and stupid! Pull over or you deserve to get pulled by the fuzz! Im very big on being as naughty as possbile, and love doing all sorts of stuff all over the place, but not when it would actually be a real risk to anybody else! Imagine if this guy had killed a child? Wouldnt be funny then would it!
 
This stupid idiot should be glad he wasn't driving next to a cliff.
 
After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area.

You're a dirty policeman aren't you?
 

Philbert

Banned
Actually, a Rolling Blowjob is the height of fun, safe sex...I've had a few special BJs whilst speeding down the highway. Awesome...but then, I'm a real good driver, not much chance of problem.:thumbsup:

Driving while blind is very uncool however...whether it's Jack Daniels or Betty Lou on your lap.:nono:
 

Philbert

Banned
It would be dangerous because in the event of an accident her head could get impaled.
I see I missed that possibility...you're right, my mighty shaft could have been deadly.
Good thing I held it together...


(It was worth risking her life...!:D)
 
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