So I'm picking up my 12-year old nephew from soccer practice
(his *** sometimes likes to hit the **** in the afternoon I always
find time with the little rats to be extremely edifying —this one is
the older ******* of my other nephew of recent "sex lives in a
woman's vagina" fame.)
Anyway, he's in 7th grade and there's this girl on the team with
some serious developmentals (don't get me wrong, I keep my
natural ********** firmly in check with occasional visits to Jailbait
gallery dot-com and the blessing that once you start getting a little
older, 18-years olds start to look like ******** so there's no reason
to go "interfering with schoolgirls" as they used to say.) But this
girl is not shy about it, and like I say, she sporting some pretty
serious weapons.
As my nephew gets in the car he goes "Man, that girl gives me a
sex-boner in my pants."
This, of course, completely cracks me up and I'm like "You don't
have to call it a 'sex-boner' since this isn't the 1920's and no one's
going to think you're talking about a gaffe, and you don't have to
tell me it's in your pants because that's just plain redundant."
(I mean, after all, where else is it going to be? Certainly not in
his little puberty princess's pussy—**** grow up fast today but
not that fast, not where he's from anyway, and if it's in his dirty
little hands as I'm certain it is at least nine times a day, we'd all
see it and tell him to put it away like with a certain ****** on his
***'s side we don't like to talk about, and I basically say as much.)
The thing is, now I can't get it out of my head and I'm starting
to hyphenate all terms for the organs of sensual pleasure with
the prefix "sex". (Note my recent "Sextits" posting.) It just
kinda rings, right?
****! They never cease to amaze me
(his *** sometimes likes to hit the **** in the afternoon I always
find time with the little rats to be extremely edifying —this one is
the older ******* of my other nephew of recent "sex lives in a
woman's vagina" fame.)
Anyway, he's in 7th grade and there's this girl on the team with
some serious developmentals (don't get me wrong, I keep my
natural ********** firmly in check with occasional visits to Jailbait
gallery dot-com and the blessing that once you start getting a little
older, 18-years olds start to look like ******** so there's no reason
to go "interfering with schoolgirls" as they used to say.) But this
girl is not shy about it, and like I say, she sporting some pretty
serious weapons.
As my nephew gets in the car he goes "Man, that girl gives me a
sex-boner in my pants."
This, of course, completely cracks me up and I'm like "You don't
have to call it a 'sex-boner' since this isn't the 1920's and no one's
going to think you're talking about a gaffe, and you don't have to
tell me it's in your pants because that's just plain redundant."
(I mean, after all, where else is it going to be? Certainly not in
his little puberty princess's pussy—**** grow up fast today but
not that fast, not where he's from anyway, and if it's in his dirty
little hands as I'm certain it is at least nine times a day, we'd all
see it and tell him to put it away like with a certain ****** on his
***'s side we don't like to talk about, and I basically say as much.)
The thing is, now I can't get it out of my head and I'm starting
to hyphenate all terms for the organs of sensual pleasure with
the prefix "sex". (Note my recent "Sextits" posting.) It just
kinda rings, right?
****! They never cease to amaze me
