Sex Beaver— the best beaver

[Ike Stain]

Am I right or am I right?

 

[L3ggy]

What's with you and the word sex?

 

[Ike Stain]

What's with you and the word sex?

It's my business, bro. Gotta brand!

 

[Member442]

beavers are a wonderful animal How dare you try and mess with a great animal :crying:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I like me a bit of beaver tail ......

 

[Ike Stain]

What's with you and the word sex?

AND clarity.

beavers are a wonderful animal How dare you try and mess with a great animal :crying:

Imagine what Alisa's reaction would have been if I had said something like "I like banging beavers."

Not only might I have been accused of animal cruelty, I might have been banned from the board for bestiality!

 

[Member442]

AND clarity.



Imagine what Alisa's reaction would have been if I had said something like "I like banging beavers."

Not only might I have been accused of animal cruelty, I might have been banned from the board for bestiality!

I would have said it's not nice to call a girls pussy a beaver. The teeth a beaver have really don't match a lovely soft pussy much.


Now eating Beaver tails :drool2: I love when I head north and can get the wonderful dessert.

 

[Ike Stain]

I would have said it's not nice to call a girls pussy a beaver.

Not even when it's nicely furred? The one thing that really gets my goat is when a site has a name like "Beaver Hunt" but all the jay-jay's are shaved!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Now eating Beaver tails :drool2: I love when I head north and can get the wonderful dessert.

we have the BEST beaver tails up here in the mountains ..... slathered in hot maple caramel sauce and sprinkled with powdered sugar ....!

 

[Ike Stain]

I should mention another reason I like linguistic clarity on this term is I'm actually working on a children's book "The Tail of the Foxy Beaver". It's about a clever young beaver who uses her tail to get out of all sorts of scrapes, and it's about actual beavers, not sex-beavers (obviously.)

Since I already spent the advance, I don't want the publisher getting any funny ideas.

 

[Member442]

Not even when it's nicely furred? The one thing that really gets my goat is when a site has a name like "Beaver Hunt" but all the jay-jay's are shaved!

No one says beaver fur they say pelt. So pussy still fits best but yes that doesn't make sense at all


OC I haven't had them like that before I'll have to look for it next time I can get my hands on one.

 

[Member442]

I should mention another reason I like linguistic clarity on this term is I'm actually working on a children's book "The Tail of the Foxy Beaver". It's about a clever young beaver who uses her tail to get out of all sorts of scrapes, and it's about actual beavers, not sex-beavers (obviously.)

Since I already spent the advance, I don't want the publisher getting any funny ideas.

I can honestly say the first thing I thought of when you said foxy beaver then it's description was not a childrens book but I live in the gutter.

 

[Ike Stain]

I can honestly say the first thing I thought of when you said foxy beaver then it's description was not a childrens book but I live in the gutter.

You have a very dirty mind— it's part of what I like about you.

 

[Member442]

You have a very dirty mind— it's part of what I like about you!

Thank you:kiss:

Good luck on your book.

 

[RichardNailder]

Not even when it's nicely furred? The one thing that really gets my goat is when a site has a name like "Beaver Hunt" but all the jay-jay's are shaved!

Rare behind the scene image of the crew of "Beaver Hunt" destroying the "evidence". :eek:

Disclaimer: Above image may not be suitable for all audiences and may cause some viewers to experience extreme feelings of loss and anxiety - view at your own risk.

 

[Ike Stain]

Thank you:kiss:

Good luck on your book.

Wait until you see what I got planned for the sequel: "The Snug Little Hare Hole".

It's about rabbits!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Other sequel ideas:

'Mr Squirrel's Big Bag of Nuts'
'Toad in the Hole'
'How the Hamster Stuffed his Cheeks'

 

[NintendoNerd]

This is the best beaver

 

[Ace Bandage]

This is the best beaver

He doth look... angry.

 

[Member442]

Wait until you see what I got planned for the sequel: "The Snug Little Hare Hole".

It's about rabbits!

:rofl: