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Seriously, some people should not procreate

'Specially Scientologists, apparently.
 

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My first poop came out bronzed.



That's normal, right?:(

It's all that mercury the New World Order/Illuminati put into our baby food to keep the population stupid and under control. You should be fine, but once you hit 48 that's stroke central so watch out they's gonna git ya....
 
Urggghhh!
 
That poop pile is exactly what I'd expect from one of Xenu's little bastards!
All Hail Xenu!:bowdown:
 
When he was a baby his first shit came out hard? There would only be a base becuase the rest of the shit would have run off.
 
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