first one is ron jeremy. probably 1980s. he's a schoolteacher (mr cumshaft i think) helping some blonde pass her exams. great dialogue. i think it's something like 'but mr cumshaft the work's so hard'...'yes, a lot of things are hard around here'.
the second scene might be a peter north one. again probably 1980s. two girls are sitting at home talking about how they want to seduce and take advantage of a really nerdy guy. the doorbell goes and north(?)'s standing there and says 'hi, i'm from the church on the way down the road and i want to tell you about moses and the burning bush'... 'well both of us have got burning bushes and they're very very hot'
the second scene might be a peter north one. again probably 1980s. two girls are sitting at home talking about how they want to seduce and take advantage of a really nerdy guy. the doorbell goes and north(?)'s standing there and says 'hi, i'm from the church on the way down the road and i want to tell you about moses and the burning bush'... 'well both of us have got burning bushes and they're very very hot'