A simple enough task..
Think up some subjects that the member above might have done and what sort of comments a teacher might say about them.
eg:
Hotrod11inches.
English: Poor - habitually lies and talks crap most of the time.
Constantly interrupting and talking about himself - seems to be easily distracted by girls.(who usually tend to ignore him)
Maths: Poor - Has problems with numbers. He tends to massively over-exaggerate ammounts..I fear that he may never be able to work as a bank manager.
Biology: Fair. He appears to know the difference between his elbow and his arse.. and seems to be able to tell the difference between men and women - but only in daylight.
Sports: Good. Never stops running..usually after the girls.
Quite fond of ballet-dancing and wearing leotards.
Drama: A real 'drama-queen' - likes to argue and is often overcome with a 'prima-donna' attitude.
Obviously I made these up (although probably quite accurate, nonetheless), but lets see if you can do better..
