Sayings Gone Wrong!

[Ric0chet]

Ok thought it would be fun to list all the lines you hear over the years and when you actually rewind it and play, it makes no sense at all. Eg:

" It's always in the last place you look"

- No shit, because when you find something you stop looking for it!!

I'm sure there are many more, so get listening to your mums and post!

 

[Summer]

"I'll tell ya this for free"

Put your money anyway lads

 

[dirac]

lol u got that from Peter Kay!

 

[Summer]

lol u got that from Peter Kay!

yeah but i heard it before anyways thats why its funny coz its real

 

[Summer]

Classic cricket commentary

"Tha bowlers Holden, tha batsman's Willie"

LOL

 

[dirac]

Murry Walker:

 

[dirac]

sorry re-try, Murry Walker:
"Its raining and the track's getting wet"
Classic

 

[jod0565]

"I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet, just ask me."

 

[bigbri71]

if you make out of this alive i'll kill you

 

[TallCowboy]

if you fall and break your neck, I'll neck your backside

 

[superfly2]

Makes sense, just really bad English:
Long time no see.

 

[Dice]

"How long will it take?"...oh, just a few seconds.....Wait a minute please!

 

[tunsty]

My grandmother used to say 'God is listening' , if she thought I was fibbing about something.
Now I'm thinking.. he must have had very good hearing, or some sort of bugging device.

 

[jod0565]

I heard that.

 

[jod0565]

"See what I'm saying?"

 

[Thin Dick Rick]

i always tell the truth, even when i lie

 

[member5726]

I can't tell a lie !

 

[jod0565]

Shhhhh, what do you smell?

 

[VashtheStampede]

"give me a second"

it never takes a second when they say this, so why do they?

 

[jdb67]

Im dry as a dead dogs donger!!! Aussie slang for 'Im thirsty'......