********'s ****** shoots her abusive boyfriend in the balls

[~~whimsy~~]

When police in Navarre, Florida received a call for a noise complaint, they arrived to find a ******** man running toward them along with his girlfriend. The man's groin was dripping *****, and he was screaming that he'd been shot...

Amanda Kelly told a deputy that her ***, William Russell Kelly Jr., had shot her boyfriend Randall Carter at their home. The reason for ***'s ire, according to the younger Kelly: "He hates him, dude."

William readily admitted to the shooting, but claims a different motive. He says he unloaded his .45 ********, which he affectionately calls "The Judge," because Carter was assaulting this ********. "I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my ********," Kelly told police.

He's been charged with aggravated battery. Carter, meanwhile, has already received his sentence for messing with an armed man's ********.

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Good for that ******. Doing what fathers should be doing. Protecting his ********/****** from scum like this.

Anyone else get a good Charles Bronson vibe?

Either way, given what is up there, the ****** admitted to the shooting, said why he did it. See in the coming days, or weeks, if any new information comes out.

If the *** was beating his ********, he deserved it. I catch any one beating on my ********, threatening or any thing of that nature, there will be hell to pay.