SeraphiM
Retired Moderator
At the risk of being on Tunsty's list...
8 simple rules
No.1 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
No.2 It is only OK for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The ****** Game".
d. When she is using her teeth.
No.3 On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest
No.4 It is permissible to ***** a fruity ******* ***** only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless tahitian
godess.
No.5 If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
No.6 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
No.7 If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of ****.
No.8 Unless it is a Jeep or a vintage Mopar, Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
8 simple rules
No.1 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
No.2 It is only OK for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The ****** Game".
d. When she is using her teeth.
No.3 On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest
No.4 It is permissible to ***** a fruity ******* ***** only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless tahitian
godess.
No.5 If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
No.6 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
No.7 If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of ****.
No.8 Unless it is a Jeep or a vintage Mopar, Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
