Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/ar...b70002bd?cps=gravity_3669_3448967622284315921

I, for one, welcome our new robotic.......overlords?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Robot Handjobs will be outsourcing Soulless Chinese Handjobs.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

And that's a good thing?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

And that's a good thing?

Will the robots make eye contact and tickle my balls for pleasure instead of a shameless exhibition of upselling? Maybe I can find a RGFE/RPSE Party 'n' Play-bot. No RROBs please.

 

[Mayhem]

I'm sure this is a scintillating topic and all...but all I can think about right now is...this is what it takes to get Ace to click on Huffington Post. :rofl:

 

[Will E Worm]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'm sure this is a scintillating topic and all...but all I can think about right now is...this is what it takes to get Ace to click on Huffington Post. :rofl:

It popped up on my yahoo homepage, of all things.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm sure this is a scintillating topic and all...but all I can think about right now is...this is what it takes to get Ace to click on Huffington Post. :rofl:

I admit to rubbing it out to Zsa Zsa Huffington 17 years ago. She welcomed me into Greece and I shanked her with Señor Greasy in the butt. I was her hero as she bent over for my gyro.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Steven Hawking would give a Soulless Robot Handjob unless he was all chocked full'a meth.

 

[nightwanker]

http://sites.psu.edu/thakurrclpassion/2014/04/18/robots-s4-ep1/
http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/The_Robotic_Manipulation