Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I went to the Ralph's over on Olympic and Barrington to get some soda and ice cream yesterday. I get to the checkstand and out of my right ear I hear, "Sick shirt..." I looked down then back up forgetting what I wore. It was a Morbid Angel shirt and I thanked the fella for the compliment. The cashier said he was a Catholic and I complimented him for making it out of Elementary School without having to walk funny. The shaggy-haired Hispanic fella looked just like Richard Ramirez when he started cackling and poking fun at the altar boy. Good times.